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Thursday, June 30, 2005

Rep. Charlie Rangel (D-NY, 10 of Diamonds)

"[The Iraq war] is the biggest fraud ever committed on the people of this country. ...[It] is just as bad as the 6 million Jews being killed. The whole world knew and they were quiet about it because it wasn't their ox being gored."

**WOW!! A U.S. congressman is out there comparing U.S. participation in the Iraq War to the Holocaust. --> But no one took Charlie to task.

2 Reasons:

1. He's a black congressman, which makes him a sacred cow.

2. He's a constant jackass and no one is surprised, or even concerned with what comes out of his pie-hole.**

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY)

"I stay awake at night thinking about all the mistakes and the wrong direction and all the bad decisions being made in Washington. It's very hard to stop people who have no shame about what they're doing. It's very hard to stop people who have never been acquainted with the truth."

"We cannot give them (Republicans) another two years of majority. We cannot give them another four years after that. We can't ever, ever give in to the Republican agenda. It is not good for New York, and it is not good for America.”

**Trust me Commisar, we all "stay awake at night" worrying about the possibility of your sorry ass, or party, reclaiming power in the White House or on The Hill...........Believe me, 'I feel your pain'. --> It's like a giant hemmorhoid!**

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Billie Shakespeare (VP of LBI Institute)

"This long-awaited revised text of the Gospels [showing Christ as a woman named Judith Christ] makes the moral message of Christ more accessible to many, and more illuminating to all. It is empowering. We published this new Bible to acknowledge the rise of women in society."

**I'm going to leave a comment on this to James Tarnto:

"Amazing. Not only are God and his Son female, but so is Shakespeare, and she's alive and well and working in middle management. What's next for LBI, a book showing that the pope is really a mome?" - James Taranto

Monday, June 27, 2005

Sen. Tom Harkin (D-Iowa)

"[Christian broadcasters are] sort of our home-grown Taliban. ... They have a direct line to God. And if you don't tune into their line, you're obviously on Satan's line."

**I'm not sure why a senator from the Heartland wants to demonize Christians, but I sure hope he continues.

Maybe it's me, but I'm pretty sure linking Christian Evangelicals to the Taliban and Satan won't play well outside of California, NY, Massachusetts, and a few other Leftist bastions.**

Friday, June 24, 2005

Howard Dean

"Republicans, I guess, can [wait in line for hours to vote] because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives."

- Complaining about long lines on voting day

**1. Every Republican I know has worked most of their lives.........Myself included. --> This is just a stupid-ass comment for Howie to make. But it's typical.

2. I waited in line for just over an hour-a-half to in this past election, and admit it was a little frustrating............BUT I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN UP THE OPPORTUNITY FOR THE WORLD!!!

People in this county will find anything to bitch about, and this is just one more.......Plus, most (all?) states allow people to do mail-in ballots, which takes all of 5 minutes, and a 37 cent stamp.

Finally, if the Dems would quit trying to vote 2 or more times they'd find their total wait time would be cut at least in half.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Helen Thomas (Hideous Hag)

"What a sham that appointment is. [John] Bolton has shown his contempt for the UN and for any of the nations that disagree with his right-wing ideology. He once said there should be only one member of the UN Security Council -- the United States."

**BINGO!!!! -> That last sentence hits it right on the head.**

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Bono'r' (U2 Singer.......Nothing More, Nothing Less)

"You lead and we'll follow. We're not asking for the moon; we want to bring mankind back to Earth."

- Speaking to President Bush and Prime Minister Tony Blair

**How does this jackass get an audience with Bush and Blair? He's a dumbass rock star, which makes him an expert in banging hotties, smoking dope, and singing --> Nothing More, Nothing Less!**

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Nancy Keenan (President of NARAL Pro-Choice America)

"The same Senate that yesterday celebrated a compromise by 'moderate members from both parties' to avert the nuclear option has given a lifetime job to a serial judicial activist from Texas. Priscilla Owen's radical practice of putting her personal beliefs ahead of the law and individual rights now gets a greater pool of potential victims."

**How can this Anti-Life Activist even speak of a "greater pool of potential victims"?

45,000,000 abortions in a 30 year period is an absolutely Hiterlian amount of executions, yet she has the nerve to complain this death pool will be shrunk?

And lets be real, no judge is going to end the practice of abortion as birth control...........It will be ended by the American people who will eventually realize they have supported a Prenatal Holocaust, and will demand their representatives change the law -> And if it requires a Constitutional Amendment so be it.**

Monday, June 20, 2005

Sen. Hillary Clinton

"I am focused on winning re-election. That is what I work on every single day, just as I have worked my heart out for the last four years. ... I'm not even, you know, remotely considering [a 2008 presidential candidacy]. ... I'm focused on '06."

**Lets sing a song: Fleetwood Mac, "Little Lies"

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no you can’t disguise
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)

Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(tell me lies, tell me, tell me lies)
Oh, no, no you can’t disguise
(you can’t disguise, no you can’t disguise)
Tell me lies
Tell me sweet little lies
(tell me, tell me lies)

Not only is this Hillary's theme-song, but it should be the Family theme as well.**

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Irene Khan (Secretary General of Amnesty International)

"Guantanamo has become the gulag of our time."

**Another Libral mouthpiece with no sense history (let alone decency)........So, lets review a little history.

The Gulag was a system of over 400 forced labor camps, and its official name was "The Chief Directorate [or Administration] of Corrective Labour Camps and Colonies”

The system reached its peak after 1928 under Joseph Stalin, who used it to maintain the Soviet state by keeping the Soviet people in a state of terror. Gulag deaths of both political prisoners and common criminals from overwork, starvation, and other forms of maltreatment are estimated to have been in the millions during Stalin's years in power


Gitmo is what it is: A place to sift out the worst of the worst in the War on Terror, and to siphon as much information as possible. --> If there was no Jihad Against the Civilzed World there would be no such need, but as long as there is we should all be thankful for those doing the best they can to protect our nation.

So, Irene and the rest of her America-hating pals at Amnesty International can go to Hell.**

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Al Gore (D-Umbass)

"We are witnessing a collision between our civilization and the earth, a transformation of the relationship between our species and the planet"

**Some know him as Vice President Gore and some know him as Senator Gore.

I used to know him as Dumbass Gore......But from here on I will forever refer to him as "CHICKEN LITTLE GORE". --> But Dumbass still fits, too.

Friday, June 17, 2005

Washington March for Gay Pride

“We're here. We're queer. And we're coming after your children.”

- A chant at the march

**Uhhhhhhhhhh...........That's more than a little scary.

They may as well have said:

"We're here. We're queer.
And we wanna poke your kids in the rear".
Bunch of sick bastards.**

Thursday, June 16, 2005

A North Korean Spokesman

"[Dick] Cheney is hated as the most cruel monster and bloodthirsty beast, as he has drenched various parts of the world in blood."

**Sounds like this North Korean spokesman has been watching C-Span.......He really should be more creative and lay off the Democrat talking-points.**

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Sen. Teddy Kennedy

"The United Nations is the one and only organization through which the nation of the worlds can link their unique strengths in a realistic hope of building a peaceful future for all humanity. We need a representative at the United Nations who supports that vision and is committed to that future for us all. John Bolton is not the person for that job, and I urge my colleagues to vote against him."

**1. I hate to break it to the utopian, fat-ass, senior senator from Massachusetts but the U.S. is the "one and only organization " that can bring about any sort of "peaceful future for all humanity" --> Not the U.N., which is a degenerative cause of pain for much of humanity.

2. The U.N. needs a good cage rattling, and John Bolton is exactly what is needed to slap around the Circle Jerk Group.

3. Teddy needs to quit getting liquored up and killing people........Maybe this should be #1.**

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Thomas Friedman (NY Times Propagandist)

"If you want to appreciate how corrosive Guantanamo has become for America's standing abroad, don't read the Arab press. Don't read the Pakistani press. Don't read the Afghan press. Hop over here to London or go online and just read the British press! See what our closest allies are saying about Gitmo. And when you get done with that, read the Australian press and the Canadian press and the German press."

**Who gives a damn what any of these "presses" have to say about Guantanamo? Especially when it is the American press who continues to make shit up and propagate their own mythology of Gitmo.

Sadly, all of these countries cried when Reagan attacked the land of the real Gulag (USSR), which shows their lack of moral authority, and should bother us not in the least if they are happy with our policies.**

Monday, June 13, 2005

Dan Rather (Ace of Clubs, Lifetime Goebbels Award Recipient)

"CBS News has a culture, has a history that those of us who work here, it's very real -- that we see it as a sort of magical mystical kingdom of journalistic knights."

**What he's trying to say is at CBS News they sit around hitting the bong, doing lines and freebasing heroin, and when they are all doped up they dress in suits of armor.........Then they go on their magical mystery tour of creating false stories and America hating.

Hey Dan, just go away.......No one cares about your insanity, which is becoming more and more apparent by the day.**

Sunday, June 12, 2005

Anne Reichman (Director of Earth911.org)

"We love Star Wars as much as anybody, but it doesn't mean we should emulate the destructive power of the Death Star by harming the environment. Most people don't know that these types of figurines can't be recycled, not even little Yoda. In fact, almost all of these toys will sit in landfills until long after we're gone."

**"Little Yoda's" must be banned!!!! And little "Death Stars" will be the end of Earth as we know it!!

Can we get a Koombaya?**

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Palm Beach (Fla.) Post

"Antarctica Ice Cap Growing, Another Sign of Warming"

- Newspaper Headline

**Gotta love the racket these Global Warming morons have

1. If it's getting warmer: It's obviously due to Global Warming.
2. If it's getting colder: It's because the Polar Caps are melting due to Global Warming, forcing cold air to the center of the globe.
3. If the Antarctic Ice Cap is growing: It's because of Global Warming in the Northern Hemisphere, forcing cold air South (and vice versa)

I'm sure there's an East-West theory for Global Warming as well........And if there isn't they will surely invent one when it's needed.**

Friday, June 10, 2005

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

Republicans are "not very friendly to different kinds of people, they are a pretty monolithic party ... it's pretty much a white, Christian party."

**Dean is in the process of combustion, and even his own party has come out swinging at him this week -> Sen. Biden (D - Delaware), Sen. Obama (D - Illinois), Rep. Pelosi (D - California), etc., etc., etc.

But the best comment of the week regarding this moron came from the Speaker of the House:
"Last week's scandal was Deep Throat. This week's scandal was Dean's throat, and apparently Dean likes the taste of his own foot."
- Rep. Dennis Hastert (R - Illinois)

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Sen. John Kerry (D - M"ass")

"The Bush administration's new plan on mercury pollution, for example, illustrates the importance of maintaining a strong and independent judiciary. Mercury is a potent neurotoxin harmful to fetuses' and infants' nervous systems."

**Lets ask John the obvious question:

Q: What has caused more harm to fetuses?
a. Potential Neurotoxins
b. 45,000,000 Abortions in the past 30 years.

A: Obviously, Kerry has no clue, and really could care less about harm done to fetuses.

What a jerkoff.**

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Ted Turner (Former Hanoi Jane Pimp)

"I thought, between sports and news and television and friendship, that you could end the Cold War. And by God, we did.”

**I bet a million dollars, none of you would have ever answered this question correctly:

Q: What person ended the Cold War?
A: Ted Turner -------------->>>>HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What a pompous, colossal jackass!!**

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Michael Isikoff (Newsweek Propagandist)

"I think it has clearly done some temporary damage. It's thrown us off our game for a little bit. I think this will end up being a blip."

- Commenting on his infamous Newsweek story on flushing the Koran

**What a complete disregard for America.

Isikoff wrote a false story, which caused riots and deaths in the Muslim world, and also caused them to hate us even more.........How is this a "blip"?

Truth be told, the media is thrilled about this story because it caused more hatred.......The story's firsthand value was nill, but now they have a real story.**

Monday, June 06, 2005

Rev. Al Sharpton

"I think [Mexico's President Vicente Fox and I] had a very frank and very blunt discussion. We didn't throw chairs at each other, but we didn't bar any holds either. ... If I step on your toe, I should apologize. I should not say that I regret that you think your foot hurts. I should apologize that I caused your foot to hurt."

**Alaric has to be killing himself for opening his mouth, and bringing on this onslaught of "Black Leaders".........This is punishment enough.

That said, Sharpton is making my head hurt, is a pain in the ass, and tends to bust balls as much as any human being on the planet. --> I never hear him apologizing for any of this..........Does this mean I can go kick him in the nuts??**

Sunday, June 05, 2005

Bob Woodruff (ABC News, Jennings Wannabe)

"[World War II] was followed by decades of Soviet military presence. There are many ways to view that history."

**I know there are many Liberals who long for the purity of pre-Lenin Communism, but there is only one way to "view that history"........And that "view" is of Communism's reality, which has been anything but utopian.

After WWII Soviet Communism was a boot on the throat of Eastern Europe, and killed over 20,000,000 Russians, Ukranians, Tartars, Siberians, etc. --> And a mortal threat to Western democracy, the U.S. in particular.

I'm quite sure the Poles, Lithuanians, Czechs, prisoners of the Gulag, etc., would have a different "view" of the "Soviet presence" than jackasses like Woodruff**

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Keith Thompson (Former Leftist)

"I'm leaving the left -- more precisely, the American cultural left and what it has become during our time together.

I choose this day for my departure because I can no longer abide the simpering voices of self-styled progressives -- people who once championed solidarity with oppressed populations everywhere -- reciting all the ways Iraq's democratic experiment might yet implode.

My estrangement hasn't happened overnight. Out of the corner of my eye I watched what was coming for more than three decades, yet refused to truly see. Now it's all too obvious. Leading voices in America's "peace" movement are actually cheering against self-determination for a long-suffering Third World country because they hate George W. Bush more than they love freedom."

**You should notice this quote is in BLUE, insteasd of the normal RED.

There are millions like him, and if you are one you shouldn't fight it or feel ashamed.

The Republican Party isn't the "Party of Utopia", and they do some things that upset us all.......But every thing is relative, and relatively speaking the Democrat Party has become the "Party of Anti-America and Un-Americans".

FDR & JFK must be rolling over in their graves!!**

Friday, June 03, 2005

Sen. Chuck Hagel (Rhino - Nebraska)

"The United States is no longer the dominant power on earth as we have been the last 50 years. That's good news, I think."

**What is Hagel talking about? The U.S. is the worlds only superpower........Except in the minds of Liberals -> Liberal (D)'s & (R)'s.

Here's what I don't get: Lets take a huge leap and assume Sen. Hagel is correct ---> How would this be a good thing?

1 of about 10 reasons I won't be supporting the Republican National Senatorial Committee (NRSC) anytime soon.........Donate your time, money and work to those who aren't RHINO's.**

Thursday, June 02, 2005

George Stephanopoulos (ABC Talking Head)

"When you look at Korea, when you look at Japan, when you look at Germany, every one of those nations has national health care. Can American manufacturing survive if we don't have some sort of national health care system?"

**This sounds so beautiful.........But the reality is if we had a national health care system ours would resemble these countries listed --> Which shouldn't be a goal for anyone. Especially not for Americans.

These 60's pukes need to put down the bong and Karl Marx quotes, and join reality.......Utopia would be great, but it isn't happening.**

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Sen. George Voinovich (Rhino - Ohio)

''I'm afraid that when we go to the [Senate] well, too many of my colleagues -- [voice breaking] -- that too many of my colleagues are not going to understand that this appointment is very, very important to our country. At a strategic time, when we need friends all over the world, we need somebody up there that's going to be able to get the job done. ... I know some of my friends say, 'Let it go, George, it's going to work out.' I don't want to take the risk,. I came back here and ran for a second term because I'm worried about my kids and my grandchildren, and I just hope my colleagues will take the time-- [pausing to sniffle and collect himself] -- and before they get to this well, do some serious thinking about whether or not we should send John Bolton to the United Nations. I yield the floor."

- Choking up on the Senate floor at the prospect of John Bolton's confirmation as U.S. ambassador to the United Nations

**I never thought I'd see the day, but Voinovich actually outperformed 'KKK' Byrd and the 'Duke of Chappaquiddick Bay' on this day for the honor of "Putz of the Month".

The fact that all the Liberals are up in arms about Bolton (even the Liberal Republican) tells me John Bolton is absolutely the right man for the job.**
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