Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Al Gore (Pet Rock)

"The Earth has a fever. When your child has a fever you hear maybe that's a warning of something seriously wrong and you get it checked. Well, we've gotten it checked and the scientific community worldwide has a consensus: it's man-made global warming pollution. And it's making the droughts much more likely and more intense...[and] the more powerful hurricanes are mainly due to man-made global warming, the increased intensity and strength."

**Hey Al, when you dip your thermometer into a select number of rectums you will find that many may have "fevers".......But if he'd do a complete global thermometer reading he'd find there is little if any deviation from the normal global temperature. Some areas are hotter, and some are colder.

That said, maybe we can give the Earth some Tylenol or Motrin to relieve its "fever"........Or maybe, just maybe, Rocky's had that thermometer up his own rectum so long that he's the one with the fever.**

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