Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Thursday, May 03, 2007

Sheryl Crow (Hollywood Idiot)

"A limitation [should] be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting"...."Except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

**I'd hate to be the guy in charge of enforcing this policy. I can't imagine how difficult it would be to decide who gets a second or third piece.......Talk about a 'shitty job'.**

2 Comments:

  • At 8:18 AM, Anonymous Henry said…

    Try using seaweed, it works great!

     
  • At 11:18 AM, Blogger Poison Pero said…

    Great link Henry -

    Main article: Anal cleansing
    In many parts of the world, especially before toilet paper was available or affordable, toilet paper is not used. Cleansing is then performed with other methods or materials, such as water, for example using a bidet, rags, sand, leaves (including seaweed), corn cobs or sticks. In some parts of the world, especially before toilet paper was available or affordable, the use of newspaper, telephone directory pages, or other paper products was common.

     

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