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Monday, April 28, 2008


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Friday, April 25, 2008

Ted Turner (Just Plain Stupid)

"It's been a long time since anyone caught me saying something stupid."

**I was going to let Ted's stupid comment stand on its own, but figured it might be fun to see if I could find a stupid Ted comment..........I didn't have to look very hard, nor a "long time" ago (April 8, 2008).

“[If we don't stop Global Warmin] We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.”

Forest Gump said it best: "Stupid is as stupid does."

He would have also been correct had he said: 'Ted Turner is as Ted Turner does.'**

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Michelle Obama (Barack's Income Redistribution Specialist)

"The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more."

**"The truth is" Obama is going to take a whole lot of pie if he's elected president in November.......He will the New Messiah with a Marie Callendars logo tatooed on his ass.

Cherry filled, chocolate filled, raspberry filled, lemon filled, and any other flavor which can go in a pie.....EVERY PIE WILL BE BARACK AND MICHELLE'S TO SHARE! And you will be required to give up your pie with a smile.

"If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can be reasonably sure it is a duck." - Author Unknown

The same can be said for those who walk and talk like communists, by the way.**


Wednesday, April 23, 2008


"Whah, whah, whah! Stomp, stomp, stomp! Whah, whah, whah! Stomp, stomp, stomp!"

- Collective sounds comming out of the "Change Maker's" cult.

**Obviously this isn't a real quote, but I can hear it.........And it's going to get louder as we progress towards the Democrat convention in August, which it looks more and more like Hillary is going to fight to the death to get the nomination at.

Speaking of Hillary, I think she and Maureen Dowd have summed up Obama best:

"Why can’t I just be president? Why do I have to keep eating these gooey waffles and answering these gotcha questions and debating this gonzo woman?" - Dowd speaking for Barack

“Why can’t he close the deal?” - Hillary

All I know is I'm loving the political theatre, and really loving it that I'm going to be able to witness another couple months of Democrats eating their own.**

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Michael Moore (Liberal Pied Piper)

"My endorsement is more for Obama The Movement than it is for Obama the candidate."

**I thought Hamas would be Obama's worst endorsement..........I was wrong.**

Monday, April 21, 2008

Jimmy Carter (Black Joker)

“When I go to a dictatorship, I only have to talk to one person and that’s the dictator, because he speaks for all the people. But in a democracy like Israel, there is a wide range of opinions and that counterbalances the disappointment that I have in not meeting with the people shaping Israeli power now in the government.”

- Commenting after being told the Israelis didn’t want to talk to him if he was going to have a chat with the Middle East’s lunatics.

**Jimmy is a complete embarrassment. Even Barack Obama says so, which I find humorous, because he’s said he’d love to talk to all the world’s shit-heads……I’m sure Barack thought we’d all forget about this minor detail, though.

“It seems there is a scarcely bad actor on the planet with whom Jimmy Carter has not met. He is a serial tyrant-enabler…Mr. Carter has come to epitomize the notion that ‘dialogue’ is always in order, no matter how odious or dangerous the interlocutor – or the extent to which they or their agendas will benefit from such interactions.” - Frank Gaffney Jr.

“In the final analysis, Jimmy Carter will best be remembered by history as a man whose time in and out of high public office was almost unblemished by success.”
– Gaffney

“[Jimmy] Carter is about to make a disgrace of himself yet again, this time by meeting in Syria with Hamas terrorist leader Khaled Mashaal. His influence is nonexistent except where he can perform the role of useful idiot for America’s enemies.” – Jed Babbin**


Friday, April 18, 2008

50 Cent (1 I.Q. Point/Cent)

“I heard Obama speak. He hit me with that he-just-got-done-watching-‘Malcolm X,’ and I swear to God, I’m like, ‘Yo, Obama!’ I’m Obama to the end now baby!...Don’t look for my vote, for me to determine nothing on that. Just say, ’50 Cent, he don’t know, so don’t ask Fiddy.”

**Such brilliance from ’10 Nickels’ makes me want to vote for Obama…….Either that or yack up my lunch.

I’m pretty sure it’s the latter.**

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Paul Ash (Superintendent Estabrook Elementary School [Massachusetts])

“We are not required to inform parents in advance of teaching units that include same gender parents or required to release students when such topics are discussed.”

“A group of administrators, teachers, and community members formed the ‘Windows and Mirrors’ subcommittee to develop a comprehensive, inclusive K-5 Diversity curriculum…[which will include a focus on] gay and lesbian parents.”

**OUTSTANDING!!! Kindergarteners are going to be forced into GLBTTBNPR instruction....It doesn’t get much better than that.

Oh, and parents have no say about their children being part fo the program, because it is not their right to complain or take their children out of these portions of class…..FANTASTIC!!

I know some of you are going to vote for Democrats in November, because you are ‘sick of the war,’ ‘jealous of the rich,’ ‘tired of Bush,’ yada, yada, yada……Just remember, voting for Democrats also means agreeing to turn your children over to the whims of the state. A fact which more and more means turning your children over to degenerates.

It’s your choice, though.**

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Rep. Tim Mahoney (D – Florida)

“If it (the Democrat presidential nomination process) goes into the convention, don’t be surprised if someone different is at the top of the ticket.”

**I don’t know if this was meant to be a threat or a promise, but it was meant to put Al Gore into the equation….That’s right, the Global Warming crusader himself!!

This may be a Democrat pipe-dream, but I can’t believe they’d be crazy enough to disenfranchise every Democrat voter who’s participated in the past year’s nomination elections……Could they really be this ignorant? One could only hope so, and shouldn’t be surprised if they are, but I highly doubt it.

Only Florida and Michigan are allowed to be screwed in such a manner…..Doh!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Christopher Benisch (Harris Park Elementary School Principal [Colorado])

“We really want to send a clear message to that student and the other student that we’re responsible for that.”

- Comment made regarding the suspension of a third-grade student for sniffing a stripe of magic marker on his shirt.

**Let me get this straight, schools expect parents to respect their right to brainwash children on the beauty of transgenerderism, man-made Global Warming, communist ideology, etc., etc., etc……And now we have to put up with the jackboots tossing eight year olds out of school for sniffing their shirts?

Yet the idiots running schools wonder why so many parents are leery of sending them to these KVCh hell-holes.

Those of you paying attention should know the KVCh (Kulturno-Vospitatelnaya Chast = Soviet Cultural-Education Department) was the mind-grinding institution of the USSR’s gulag system…..And make no mistake, Liberals have been using the American education system (which they completely dominate) in a similar, though less obvious, way to that of their Soviet cousins.**

Monday, April 14, 2008

Elton John (Normo Diva)

“I’ve always been a Hillary supporter. There is no-one more qualified to lead America…I’m amazed by the misogynistic attitudes of some of the people in this country. And I say to hell with them…I love you Hillary. I’ll be there for you.”

**I am a great fan of Elton John’s music; he’s one of my all-time favorite singers…..But, the LAST THING AMERICA NEEDS IS A SISSIFIED, LIMEY BASTARD TELLING US WHAT TO DO!

Also, America may or may not want Hillary as president (I like how he skipped past the Democrat Party being the one to knock her out of the race), but if she isn’t elected president it won’t be because she’s a woman. It will be because she’s disliked by at least 50% of the country.….The fact she’s a cold bitch doesn’t help, but her gender is hardly the problem.

As far as Elton goes, I have a few simple suggestions:
1. I know you were knighted in the U.K., but can you tell them to quit calling you ‘Sir’ Elton John? Madame would be much more appropriate.
2. Quit dressing like a clown.
3. Quit smoking pole.
4. Follow Laura Ingraham’s advise of “SHUT UP AND SING!”**

Friday, April 11, 2008

Ted Turner (Chicken Little)

“Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hotter in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals.”

- “It” = Taking drastic action to correct global warming.

**THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! And we're all going to eat each other.....Sure!

Well, maybe if we insist on using corn as a fuel source instead of for food, but that's another story......Another crackpot idea brewed up by the Liberal nuts who say they know more than the rest of us.

Back to Turner; he's a complete whack-job. It's saying a lot, but he's actually worse than Al Gore.....But then again, we already knew that. At least Al was never married to a treasonous bitch like Hanoi Jane.**

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Randi Rhodes (Air America Host)

“Geraldine Ferraro turned out to be the David Duke in drag. Who knew?......What a whore Geraldine Ferrraro is, she’s such a fucking whore…Hillary is a big fucking whore too.”

**WoooHooo! Liberals cannibalizing Liberals is one of my favorite things.

That said, it’s pretty scary the Democrat base (Moveon.org, National Council of La Raza, Air America, Communist Party USA, etc) is on the warpath against Hillary because she isn’t Left enough for them…..Who would have thought Hillary Clinton would ever be considered too moderate for anyone? Such is the insanity of the modern-day Democrat Party.

Sadly, most American Democrats have no idea how far their party has gone to the Left, because they don’t pay attention…..Unfortunately, I’m afraid all of us will be made to pay attention very soon.

PS: You should note, I didn't say Rhodes was wrong in her general assessment of Clinton and Ferraro. We just come at the conclusion from different angles....LOL!**

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Hillary Clinton (Pero’s Choice)

“Let me tell you something, when it comes to a fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit. I never give up.”

**A comedian put it best: “If I remember the movie correctly, doesn’t Rocky get the crap beat out of him and then loses to the black guy?” – Jay Leno

That said, keep at it Hillary! Never give up! Never give an inch! Take this baby all the way to the convention in August!

There’s still a chance she can win the nomination, and I’d much rather she get the nomination for many reasons, not the least of which is if the Democrats beat McCain in November I’d rather it be Hillary than Obama….But I admit her chances are slim, so my hopes are for her to at least continue making a mockery of the always mockable Democrat Party!**


Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Governor Ed Rendell (D – Pennsylvania)

“I think that Hillary Clinton wears very well, the more people get to know her I think the more they like her.”


I’ve never heard anyone, say anything even close to this about Hillary. Not even from other Liberals……The general opinion is the more people hear and know Hillary the more they dislike her.

Maybe he meant to say something like ‘The more people realize they might get stuck with that ultra-Leftist joker, Barack Obama, the more they like Hillary.’

Now this I can believe; I feel this way myself.**

Monday, April 07, 2008

Barack Obama (Reproduction Specialist)

“Look, I got two daughters – 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.”

**Lets start with the first part of this comment: It’s scary to realize Obama’s young daughters are getting their “values and morals” from the genius of Reverend Wright……It won’t belong before they figure out America sucks and the white-man is the source of all evil.

Second: Mistake = Punishment = Baby! Baby = Mistake = Punishment! Very nice!

Again, the more Barack speaks the more we find out about him. It’s becoming more and more obvious why his political handlers kept him from saying much for the early part of the campaign.**


Friday, April 04, 2008

Senator Hillary Clinton (Future Senate Majority Leader?)

“I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.”

“You know, I think that, a minor blip, you know, if I said something like that , you know, I say a lot of things – millions of words a day – so if I misspoke, that was just a misstatement.”

**For those of you not keeping score at home: Hillary claimed while serving as Bill’s Assistant President she landed in Bosnia under sniper fire…..In reality, she landed to the greeting ceremony she expected.

I can’t get enough of these LIES!! I swear she’s making shit up as she goes…...It is understandable why she’d think she could get away with it, though. Her husband was able to BS his way through eight years as president, what would lead her to believe she can’t as well?

Unfortunately for Hillary, she’s nowhere near as talented as Bill in the fine art of slinging shit from the pie-hole……She’s every bit the liar, just not believable or able to keep her lies in order.**


Thursday, April 03, 2008

Reverend Otis Moss III (New Racist Running Obama’s So-Called Church)

“No one should start a ministry with lynching, no one should end their ministry with lynching. The lynching was national news. The RNN, the Roman News Network, was reporting it and NPR, National Publican Radio had it on the radio.”

- Part of Obama’s Church’s Easter Mass defending its former racist leader; titled “How to Handle a Public Lynching.”

**I know Barack wants this so-called church to disappear from the public’s view, but it isn’t going to happen…..Especially not as long as Obama continues to show up at this so-called church, and even more important to defend the lunatics running this so-called church.

“You don’t choose your family, but you choose what church you want to attend”…”I just think you have to speak out against that. You certainly have to do that, if not explicitly, then implicitly by getting up and moving.” – Hillary Clinton (Keep up the good work, HRC!!!)

The most interesting thing about this “Lynching” sermon is after Reverend Wright retired from spitting out venom at Trinity United Church of Christ he was replaced by what appears to be little less than a younger version of himself…..And Obama continues to support the so-called church and its leadership. I’m sure you can do the calculus yourself.**

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama (Typical Black Guy?)

“The point I was making was not that my grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn’t. But she is a typical white person.”

**Seriously, the more this idiot says the more he puts his foot in his mouth…..Maybe this is why he said little more than ‘hope,’ ‘change,’ and the other claptrap he spewed during the early part of the campaign.

What I’d like to know is if it’s fair for Barack to comment about “typical white” people, how would he feel if a black man was referenced as a ‘typical black person’? For some reason I doubt this would fly.

The other thing I’m starting to wonder is if Obama’s “typical white person” grandmother is starting to believe she raised a man beginning to fit the ugly stereotype of a ‘typical black guy’?**


Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Sen. John Heinz-Kerry (D’u’ – Mass)

"[A President Obama would] in some cases go around their dictator leaders [in the Middle East] to the people and inspire the people in ways that we can’t otherwise"…"because he’s African-American."

**Hahahahaha! Sen. Heinz is such a putz. A putz with no clue……..It’s really scary to think he ever had a chance to be President of the United States.

In case the “Ketchup Queen’s Boy-Toy” doesn’t know it, the Middle East is populated primarily by Arabs and Persians. Historically, and to this day, these people have had nothing but contempt for other ethnic groups. Especially blacks……And the fact he is a black American would be nothing but a double whammy.

Also, I realize Obama is the “Hope Pope,” but I highly doubt any Muslims will care if the “New Messiah” tries to go directly to them instead of through their tyrannical leaders. They will look at him as a false prophet at best......I hate to say what they’d likely look at him as. Needless to say, it wouldn’t be Politically Correct in Western terms.**


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