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Thursday, May 22, 2008

Barack Obama (Leninista)

"We can't drive our SUV's and eat as much as we want and keep our homes at 72 degrees at all times....and then expect that all other countries are going to say OK."

**Since Barack hasn't explained his idea of "CHANGE" most have been wondering exactly what he is planning on changing....With this comment he may have accidentally given us little peep of what he's planning on changing.

Barack is going to "CHANGE" our driving habits: We'll all have to squash into tweener cars.

Barack is going to "CHANGE" our eating habits: We'll all have to cut back on the amount and quality of food we eat.

Barack is going to "CHANGE" our comfort level: We'll all have to live in hot-boxes during the summer....It's a decent assumption to think he'll expect us to freeze in the winter, I guess.

And these are just a few of the things Obama is hoping to "CHANGE." Heaven knows what else he has in mind, but it doesn't seem like he wants to "CHANGE" things for the better for Americans.

Like I've said a thousand times, the more Barack says and the better we get to know his real intentions (along with the nutters he's surrounded himself with) the more scary he becomes.**


Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Ricardo Cortes (Children's Book Writer)

"The book is not about teaching kids how to use marijuana, it is about educating them about the plant."

- Comment made about the book "It's Just a Plant: A Children's Story of Marijuana."

**Maybe it's me, but I don't know many kids who are into plant education....Except kids who want to smoke pot, that is!!!

Not surprisingly, Cortes couldn't find a publisher who was willing to print his marijuana manifesto for children........I TAKE THAT BACK, I AM A LITTLE SURPRISED. There is very little publishers won't print; be it books about the beauty of Al Qaeda, the Satanic ways of George W. Bush, America Sucks, etc. They will print just about anything.

But they aren't crazy enough to put out a pot book for children!!

So, Cortes had to create a publishing company to spread his kiddie crap: 'The Magic Propaganda Mill'.........At least he was honest about the "propaganda" portion.

Parents beware, I'm sure this book will find its way into your children's school library. And the degenerates in the mind-erasing business (AKA: ACLU, teacher's unions, Democrat Party, etc.) will do their part to make sure your children have access to this crapola.....Hell, who knows what's already there?**

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Barack Carter Obama

"Iran, Cuba, Venezueala? These countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union...Obviously, Iran isn't a superpower, doesn't possess the military power the Soviet Union had. But that does not mean, by any stretch of the imagination that the threat posed by Iran is insignificant."

**The people of the United States can't be ignorant enough to elect this clown as President, can they????

The Soviet Union was a monstrosity, but it wasn't insane. Sure the USSR had an incredible nuclear arsenal, but they weren't ruled by lunatics bent on bringing back the 12th Madhi (Hidden Imam) through global cataclysm......No, Iran doesn't have the power of the USSR, but the Soviets weren't crazy enough to start WWIII. I'm not willing to bet the Iranians are as 'level headed' as the Soviets were.

Also, Obama may not have noticed but it doesn't take a huge military to cause massive destruction, death, and chaos to America..........Last I checked, 19 Jihadists with the will and a few box-cutters did a hell of a lot of damage to our great nation. Maybe he's forgotten 9/11/01.

Barack may trust Iran, but I surely don't, and am not ignorant enough to believe the Iranians need a Soviet-sized military to cause great pain.....I'm sure this makes me a radical, however.**


Monday, May 19, 2008

Barack Obama (Revisionist Historian)

"I trust the Ameican people to understand that it is not weakness, but wisdom to talk not just to our friends, but to our enemies, like Roosevelt did, and Kennedy did, and Truman did."

**This comment is completely idiotic, and once again Obama is making shit up as he goes.

1. I could be wrong (though I doubt it), but I don't think FDR had any grand sit-downs with Hitler, Mussolini or Tojo.........I also don't think Truman had any pow-wows with Hitler, Tojo, or Kim Il-song (North Korea)

Again, I could be wrong, BUT I'M NOT!

2. Kennedy did meet with Nikita Kruschev (USSR), but he didn't do so from a position of strength and came out of his meeting in a worse position than he entered.........Lets follow the timeline: April 1961 was the Bay of Pigs debacle. June 1961 JFK met with Nikki. October 1962 was the start of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Not even the most wishful Democrat could claim this meeting was prosperous......Well, not a Democrat with a clue about real history, that is. But maybe a dumbass who claims modern-day Iran is no threat to the U.S. can (we'll get to that tomorrow).**


Sunday, May 18, 2008

Chris Matthews (MSNBC "Screwball" Host)

"It's almost like she's the Al Sharpton of white people."

- "She" = Hillary Clinton

**I wonder how Al Sharpton feels about this comment?

I'm sure he doesn't mind being called a race-baiting POS (it is what it is), but I doubt he enjoys being linked with Hillary......The corollary of Matthews statement would outright piss me off if I was Al:

'It's almost like he's the Hillary Clinton of black people.'



Thursday, May 15, 2008

Roseanne Barr(barian)

"We should, a bunch of us, go there (the DNC Convention) and repeat the Democratic Convention from Chicago (1968). Like, lets just cause a bunch of trouble."

**That sounds like a great idea, Roseanne. By all means act out every one of your idiotic thoughts.

I can't imagine a single Conservative uttering such nonsense, but I can imagine millions of loony Liberals doing so.......Just one of the many diferences between the two: DECENCY!!**

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Alec Baldwin (2007 Father of the Year Nominee)

"They hate liberals who can throw a punch. They, yeah, this...they. The vast right wing conspiracy that's after me."


Baldwin is a no talent moron, but what's most ridiculous is he thinks Conservatives care about him. Personally, I don't even know he exists except when I find his pathetic, whining quotes......Get over yourself, dude.

Oh, and quit being a bad dad! If you don't get the reference GO HERE to hear it, and GO HERE to read about it........What a prick!**

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Hillary Clinton (One Audacious Bitch)

"It's not over until the lady in the pantsuit says it is."

**LOL!! I can't get enough of this scag......Obama may be known as the guy with the "Audacity of Hope," but Hillary is simply known as the 'crazy lady with a ton of audacity.'

I can't wait to hear what she says after trouncing Obama in Kentucky, after pounding him in West Virginia tonight......Two states which closer approximate Average Jane and Joe America than the crowd Obama cares to win over; a fact the Obamaphiles refuse to acknowledge.

Hang in there Hillary! I still don't see how you can reverse your losses, but I'm rooting for you.......For another couple months that is.**


Monday, May 12, 2008

The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement

"May we live long and die out."

- Unofficial motto of a movement hoping to improve Earth by ending the human species on Earth.

**I don't make this crap up.......I couldn't if I tried.

"The ultimate goal is one I will never see. I will never see the day that there are no humans on the planet." - Les U. Knight (VHEMT Spokesman)

I propose we start by getting rid of all the clowns in this bowel movement.**

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Barack Obama (Storyteller)

"It is wonderful to be back in Oregon. Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."

Later in the day to reporters:

"I hope I said 100,000 people [affected by the Myanmar cyclone] the first time instead of 100 million. I understand I said there were 57 states today. It's a sign that my numeracy is getting a little, uh….."

At that point, an aide cut him off and ushered journalists out.

**I’m pretty sharp when it comes to American history and geography, but I must have missed when we added seven states to the union…Oh, and he did visit Hawaii. This is an easy state to forget, I guess. Especially since it was where he spent a large portion of his life...And it’s also easy to see how he could overstate 99,900,000 people; it’s not that big a difference.

THIS GUY IS MAKING SHIT UP AS HE GOES! I just hope he doesn’t actually believe what he says…….Maybe he does, though, which would explain a lot.

Maybe Obama thinks America has a 5,000% unemployment rate and an inflation rate of 98,753%. Maybe he also thinks 79 trillion American troops have died in Iraq, and he may even think Global Warming is taking us towards 6 gazillion degrees!!! If this is the case, I can understand why Barack thinks we are all so ‘bitter.’

He may be a great orator with a canned speech, but when he has to speak like a human being, to human beings asking questions, he’s a train-wreck….But he gets a pass because the media allows his handlers to protect him when he gets flustered, goes off on a bizarre tangent, or starts creating "truth" out of whole cloth.

I’m sure he’ll be great when talking to Iran, North Korea, Al Qaeda, Venezuela, etc., however……Heaven help us.**


Thursday, May 08, 2008

Paul Begala (Clintonista)

Barack Obama is only supported by "eggheads and African-Americans."

**Alright, I admit to a little creative license with that quote, but it's not far off.........In a TV debate with Donna Brazile (Obamaphile) Begala made note that "we [Democrats] cannot win with eggheads and African Amercians" in November.

Funny thing is Begala is probably correct in his view on the matter, but heaven forbid he said it in public.......I can already hear his name being thrown under the bus just as Geraldine Ferraro was after her truthful comments about Barack only being in the race because he's black.

It's amazing how the DEMOCRAT nomination has come down to race, with the Clintonites attacking Obama as a one-trick pony (relying on blacks), while the Obamaphiles attack Clinton for playing to racial prejudices...........It's beautiful, and I can't get enough of watching them bleed with a thousand cuts from each other.**

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Ingrid Newkirk (PETA President)

"Mr. [Al] Gore has not mentioned the fact that poultry production is a huge problem - one reason we have him holding a drumstick in our ad asking him if he's 'too chicken to go vegetarian.'"

- PETA has an ad ripping Gore as a hypocrite for failing to give up meat after the U.N. announced about 40% more greenhouse gas is created by raising animals for food than all the trucks, cars, ships and planes in the whole world.

**It's hard to believe anyone's nuttier than the Global Warming Goofball, but Newkirk might top him. That said, I love the cheapshot she took at him for refusing to go vegan:

"Given the fact that vegetarians are on average much slimmer than meat-eaters, Mr. Gore doesn't even remotely look as if he's fond of vegetables, grains and fruts."

From the looks of it, I'd say Newkirk is correct about Al's diet. Or his lack of a diet.**

Monday, May 05, 2008

Al Gore (The Populist Potentate of Eco-Theology)

"If you give...[people] a list of 25 or 30 issues and ask them to rank them in in order of seriousness, climate change comes at the bottom or near the bottom...I remember one poll where it came under dog litter."

**Hahaha!!! Global Pope Gore is complaining most Americans don't care about his Global Warming insanity.......I need to give him credit for admitting this truth, even if it is only him bitching about this truth.

Those of you wondering why this post is in purple need to remember Pero's color schemes:

- Blue = American, Conservative, Normal, etc........I also used blue to note the Republican Party, even though the media uses red to note the party in elections. I do so because I refuse to fall into the trap of those trying to hide the Democrats from the reality of their Leftist/Red agenda.
- Red = America-Haters, Liberals, Leftists, Socialists, Communists, Normos, and a huge variety of degenerates......I also use red to note the Democrat Party, even though the media uses blue to note the party in elections to keep it from being associated with red communism.
- Green = Islam, Muslims.
- Purple = Politically neutral..........Blue + Red = Purple.
- Yellow = Gay Muslims...........Red + Green = Yellow.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

Keith Olbermann (Sports Guy/Wannabe News Guy)

"Most of us in news are not smart enough to figure out what's going on. We may pretend that we're good enough to do that. But in fact, when we look you in the eye, in the camera, we're really just making it up."

- Comment in blue, because it isn't a jackass quote, but a truthful quote.....The rarest of all rareties in Liberalville.

**I have no idea what Keith was referencing, or who slipped the truth-serum in his coffee, but this is the first logical thing to fly out of his mouth since he left ESPN..........It might be the last as well.**


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