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Sunday, May 23, 2010

ION/Phoenix Wet-n-Wild

"Lesbian. Gay. Transgendered. Questioning Youth."

- Giant poster at a tent-booth in front of my local Phoenix water park, sponsored by ION TV (a gay cable network).

**I was stunned when entering the park on Saturday...It was so wrong in so many ways. Where do I start?

1. I have to admit the lesbians were all but unnoticeable. I have no doubt there were many at the water park on this day, and I did see a few holding hands, but not a single one stood out in any way...They didn't go out of their way to push their sexuality on the rest of the crowd, and acted like decent, respectful human beings.

2. I have no idea how many gay men were at the water park, but far too many went out of their way to make sure everyone in the park knew who and what they were...My 9-year old daughter put it best: "Daddy. Why are that guys balls hanging out?"

I almost crapped myself, and turned expecting to literally see a guy with his package fully exposed...Thankfully he only had what was more or less a woman's bikini-bottom with a special front pouch for his 'junk' to protrude out as much as possible. This was the worst outfit I saw, but in no way the only one of its kind. Even worse than the ridiculous outfits, we witnessed many guys tugging at their buddies shorts and pulling them down slightly. Needless to say the gay men didn't show anywhere near as much restraint and common sense as their female counterparts.

3. Unless there were some outstandingly designed trannies I didn't see any transgendered visitors...I'm not very religious, but I do thank God for this blessing.

4. I wonder what happened to the bisexuals? For years they've been included in the group (GLBT), but the signage excluded them at this 'event.' Hmmm???

5. I honestly have no problem with gays and lesbians at the water park, though I must admit I'm more than a little skittish about trannies. I assume they are always there, and have no problem with them having fun in public as long as they don't make spectacles of themselves...For the record, I say the same thing about heteros who act like morons and push their sexuality on the public as well.

6. The most troubling aspect was the "Questioning Youth" portion of the booth. The gay community says it doesn't propagandize to children, but "Questioning Youth" is nothing but a way of getting children to think they are or may be gay...Add this to the fact that well over 50% of the visitors to the water park were children who had no choice but to observe a bunch of gay men acting the fool and making sure everyone knew they were DIFFERENT. Again, I want to stress the women were no problem at all.

I'm sure there were many children who left the park 'questioning' what in the hell they'd just seen...Again, my daughter put it best: "Daddy. I almost vomited."

As you can imagine, my day at the water park was a little more 'wet & wild' than I bargained for, and I'll be contacting Wet-n-Wild about the way they allowed a small segment of their visitors to leave the majority of their guests 'questioning' if this is a place they want to take their children.**

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (House Triumvir)

“We see it as an entrepreneurial bill...a bill that says to someone, if you want to be creative and be a musician or whatever, you can leave your work, focus on your talent, your skill, your passion, your aspirations because you will have health care.”

**Americans should be proud of the Speaker of the House: There aren't many people on Earth who could make such an ignorant statement with a straight face...Calling the health care bill a 'jobs bill' while at the same time trumpeting the beauty of people not having to work because of the same bill is something very few would try, let alone think they could effectively pull off.

'Feel free to tool around with your little hobbies and let everyone else pay for your fun'...What a genius idea.

Sadly, almost 10% of Americans are out of work (officially, that is - the real unemployment/underemployment rate is around 17%). Thankfully about 50% of these people desperately want to work because of their personal makeup. Pathetically about 50% of the unemployed would love nothing more than never working and will take full advantage of Pelosi's idea...And health care is just one of the many freebies they'll leech off of their neighbors who not only want to work but also pay for dirt-bags not to want to work.**


Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Richard Blumenthal (Liar)

"On a few occasions, I have misspoken about my service and I regret that I take full responsibility...But I will not allow anyone to take a few misplaced words and impugn my record of service to our country."

- Blumenthal is currently running for the U.S. Senate, from Connecticut.

**What a maggot. Blumenthal didn't serve in Vietnam, which is fine, but he's a complete liar for trying to claim he did...And there's no way he can honestly deny he claimed he served in Vietnam: Follow this link, around 0:35 it's pretty obvious.

"We have learned something very important since the days that I served in Vietnam." (with his hand over his heart, pointing to himself).

And this isn't the only time he made such claims. The New York Times (shockingly) is all over this story, and has found many incidences of him making similar statements.

Other than the obvious of this puke being a big liar, I find it interesting to note that Blumenthal hasn't dropped out of the Senate race. If he was a Republican he wouldn't have this option. One, the Lefty media would be on him like a group of starving wolves, but even more important if he was a Republican he would be chased out by his own party...Such is the difference between the two parties when it comes to these kind of scandals. Both have scoundrels: The Democrats hide and protect theirs (which is funny because this is what they rightfully attack the Catholic Church for doing in the various molestation cases). The Republicans turn against and kick theirs to the curb.**

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Bill Clinton (Self-Pimping Carny)

“Hillary’s campaign still has a few vestiges of debt that I know she would like to see paid in full. Will you reach out today to help Hillary this one last time?”

- Statement in an email Bill sent to millions of Hillary-For-Prez supporters, in an effort to pay off the remaining debt she had from her 2008 presidential election bid.

**I must admit I have a fascination with both Bill and Hillary, and if I thought I had a chance in hell of winning the 'day with Bill Clinton' raffle I'd pony up $5 for the ticket...I can't think of many people who'd be more interesting to shoot the Shiite with, and I have no doubt he'd be a hoot to hang out with. I'd have to let him know ho's aren't my style, however.

The funny thing about this scheme is the Clintons have made over $100 million since leaving the White House, but are too cheap to pay off the rest of Hillary's election debt: around $771,000...Instead they'd rather take another opportunity to suck cash out of their loyal followers.

Also, anyone who thinks this is the last time Bubba's going to ask for money for Hillary is crazy...2012 isn't that far away, and Obama's popularity is far from where it was in 2008. It is also likely his popularity hasn't hit bottom yet, as well, and if that's the case there's no reason to believe Hillary won't be running again in 2012.**


Thursday, May 13, 2010

Sen. Arlen SpectWhore (Pennsylvania Scotch Possum)

“I thank the Allegheny Republican committee for endorsing me for the Democratic nomination…[It’s a] great pleasure to be endorsed by Allegheny County Republicans, and together we'll win for victory."

- Statement at an Allegheny County Democratic Committee meeting.

**I could be wrong, but I don't think any "Republican committee" in the U.S. is endorsing Arlen's sorry arse.

Poor guy; can’t remember which team he’s playing for this year. Which is understandable since he flip-flops from (D)-to-(R)-to-(D) as often as he does.

I’m sure his Democrat primary opponent will make hay out of this stupid comment, as he should…And NO! The Republican Party doesn’t want him back when he loses the primary.**


Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Barack Obama (Censorer-in-Chief)

"With iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations, - none of which I know how to work - information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation."

**So much for Francis Bacon's famous axiom: "Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est." ("Knowledge is power.")

I'm not surprised to hear Barack is against people obtaining information/knowledge. How is he going to pull the wool over their eyes if they know what's being done to them?...I'm also not surprised to hear Obama doesn't think the American people can handle the information they obtain, as well as have the ability to sift out the BS, because he's a Lefty and Lefties believe only the information they allow the people to have is of value.

In other words, Obama doesn't want the people 'distracted' or 'diverted' from his propaganda, because in Liberalville the master-class dictates what's important to the mass of useful idiots, and the only way these idiots remain useful is if they don't strive towards Bacon's axiom but instead strive towards another: "Ignorance is bliss." - Thomas Gray**


Sunday, May 09, 2010

Joan Walsh (Salon.com Editor)

"The idea that Barack Obama is un-American, the idea that he does not believe in American exceptionalism is ridiculous...They just want to stay on, 'it's un-American. It's unconstitutional. They don't like the Constitution.' And these are loaded words. These are words that are whipping people up with fear." (April 2010)

- FYI: 'Salon' is a Lefist website, not a beauty parlor.

**For kicks, I'd like to go way back in time, to see what Joan really feels about such "loaded words" and "whipping people up with fear":

"The climate right now is that Republicans use everything they can to undermine and delegitimize this President. And it's actually un-American. It's traitorous in my opinion. Do you want to give aid and comfort to our enemies?" (December 2009...way back)

That's what I thought she really feels about such "loaded words" and "whipping people up with fear."

They are good for her and her Liberal pals to use, but not for anyone who opposes them...Wanna know what I have to say to Joan? TOO BAD BITCH! And yes, that is a very "loaded" word.

"What's good for the goose is also good for the gander...Oh, Sheila." - 'Ready for the World'**

Thursday, May 06, 2010

Edward E. Whitacre Jr. (Government Motors CEO)

"G.M. is able to repay the taxpayers in full, with interest, ahead of schedule."

- Statement Whitacre makes in a G.M. commercial.

**WOW! That's great news...If it were true it would be great news, that is.

If I didn't know better I'd wonder if President Obama put Bernie Madoff in charge of G.M...How else can it be explained for Whitacre to try an fool the American people into believing a company that's done nothing but continue to lose money ($4.3 billion for the second half of 2009 alone) was able to legitimately pay off a $6.7 billion loan?

Whitacre thinks the American people are too stupid to know any better. He figures he can say it on TV and the fools watching his commercials will say 'Wow! G.M.'s doing great!'

Unfortunately for G.M. (and Obama by proxy), the Internet uncovers lies such as these...See, G.M. simply paid this loan with what's more or less another taxpayer funded loan.

"I am concerned...that this announcement is not what it seems. In fact, it appears to be nothing more than an elaborate TARP money shuffle...The public would know nothing about the TARP escrow money being the source of the supposed repayment from simply watching G.M.'s TV commercials or reading the Treasury's press release." - Senator Charles Grassley (R - Iowa)

Next time you see Whitacre strutting in his self-congratulatory commercial keep in mind he's lying to you. And he's doing it on your dime...Make that billions of your dimes.**

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Mayor Michael Bloomberg (New York City)

"If I had to guess, twenty five cents, this would be exactly that. Homegrown maybe a mentally deranged person or someone with a political agenda that doesn't like the health care bill or something. It could be anything."

- Stating who he believes the culprit of the attempted Time's Square bombing is...At this time the authorities have arrested Faisal Shahzad "as he attempted to board an Emirates airlines flight to Dubai at New York's JFK airport...a naturalized U.S. citizen who was born in Pakistan."

**Hey dumb-ass, why don't you just come out and say it: YOU SO BADLY WANTED THE BOMBER TO BE A TEA PARTY-PERSON! Ohhhhhhhhh yes you did; so badly.

But no, it wasn't a tea partier, it was the obvious: A JIHADI!

You'd think the Mayor of New York City would be very conscious of Jihadi terror after the 1993 and 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center, but I guess not...Then again, no one's confusing Bloomberg for Rudy Giuliani.

Ah, who can blame him? The President of the United States can't even admit there is such a thing as Islamic terror, so why should a simpleton like the Mayor of New York City think there is.**

Sunday, May 02, 2010

Barack Obama (Redistributor-in-Chief)

"I, like most of the American people, don't begrudge people success or wealth. That is part of the free-market system."

**I must admit I'm a little shocked, though happy, to hear this.**

"Now, what we're doing, I want to be clear, we're not trying to push financial reform because we begrudge success that's fairly earned."

**Another shock, but I'm a little worried about what Obama considers "fairly earned."

"I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money."

**Ah, there's the rub; the real Barack Obama we all know and don't love. I knew he'd eventually wind his way towards his real goal...And again, who determines what is "fairly earned" and what is "enough money"?

I hope you know the Democrat's finance reforms won't stop at the banks...Nah, that's just a starting point, which will surely dip directly or indirectly into the pocketbook of every American. Well, every American who works for a living instead of working the system for a living, that is.

Does Obama think it's fair that he earned $5,000,000 last year on book sales, and is that "enough money"? Heaven knows I barely earned a fraction of that amount, but I'm quite certain Average Joe's like myself are going to feel the pain of his "fairly earned"/"enough money" schemes.**


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