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Tuesday, February 15, 2011

State Rep. Scott Saiki (Author of the Most Idiotic Law Ever Proposed)

SECTION 1. Chapter 709, Hawaii Revised Statutes, is amended by adding a new section to be appropriately designated and to read as follows:

"§709- Sale of toy guns to minors prohibited. (1) It shall be unlawful to sell, attempt to sell, or offer for sale a toy gun to a minor under eighteen years of age; provided that it shall be an affirmative defense to any prosecution that the:

(a) Purchaser falsely represented the purchaser's age by producing a driver's license bearing a photograph of the licensee, a state identification card, or similar card purporting to be a valid identification card indicating that the purchaser was eighteen years of age or older;

(b) Appearance of the purchaser was such that an ordinary prudent person would believe the purchaser to be eighteen years of age or older; and

(c) Sale was made in good faith relying upon the indicators of age in paragraphs (a) and (b).

(2) Any person who violates this section shall be subject to a fine of not more than $2,000, imprisonment of not more than ninety days, or both."

No squirt guns, no cap guns, no rubberband guns, no noise-making laser guns, no plastic guns, etc., etc...In other words, NO COMMON SENSE!

Cars kill many more people than guns, so I'm betting Hotwheels are next to be banned.  Planes, too, so I guess kids won't be allowed to make paper airplanes...For that matter, they probably won't even be allowed to buy paper, which could be used to make paper airplanes, which symbolize planes, which could kill people.

I know some of you believe President Obama was born in Kenya, but idiotic Liberal crap, like this law, lead me to believe he really is a Hawaiian...And the state rubbed off on him in a powerful, moronic way.


  • At 3:56 PM, Anonymous Cynyr said…

    That's the purest Stupid I have ever seen. That is legendarily stupid, Stupid so thick it could be bottled and sold to kill pigeons and chickens.


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