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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Lawrence O'Donnell (High Priest of Spinmeisterville)

"There are many, many, many rhetorical choices you can make at any point in any speech to make whatever point up (you) want to make...That's the one they want for a very deliberate reason.  That, there's, these people reach for every possible racial double entendre they can find in every one of these speeches."


"I know these people are insensitive.  I know these speech writers.  I know the way they work.  They do not have the same sensitivity level that other speech writers do.  But when you get to the Tiger Woods references, there were people in the speech writing room, I know this, without a shadow of a doubt, who said, 'Wait a minute, do we really want to go there?  Do we really want to go to Tiger Woods and the vote in the room was yes, we do.'  And Mitch McConnell agreed to do it."


"For four years, Barack Obama has been running from the nation's problems.  He hasn't been working to earn re-election.  He's been working to earn a spot on the PGA tour." - Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell


Let me get this straight, O'Dumbass is crying racism because Sen. McConnell cracked a joke about President Obama playing golf?  And it's racism because O'Dumbass thinks McConnell went all "Tiger Woods" on Obama?

Can these MSM clowns really be this desperate?

As Obama used to say:  'Yes they can!'

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Karen Heaven (Aug. 26th Street Stripper)

"We say there is nothing wrong with the female nipple...My dog has six, I have two, but I can be put in jail for showing my nipples. It's 2012 - what are we thinking?"

- Heaven is an organizer of 'National Go Topless Day'...Celebrated this past Sunday.

Damn!  I missed this so-called holiday!

As far as "what are we thinking?"  I can tell you, I'm thinking these people are nuts...Wait, I better not say that, because next thing you know hippie Libby's will be out parading 'Show Your Nuts Day' - Oh wait, they already do this at the Folsom Street Fair.

I may be wrong in assuming this woman is a Liberal, but I doubt it, because I'm pretty sure if a Conservative like myself compared six nippled dogs with two nippled women it would be a problem...And heaven forbid if I made an even more insensitive remark linking the two as 'bitches.'

I'm just saying.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Judge Wenche Elisabeth Arntzen (Norway)

"(I)n a unanimous decision...the court sentences the defendant to 21 years in preventive detention."

- Statement condemning Anders Brevik, of 'Norwegian Massacre' fame, to prison.

21 whole years!  'Unanimously!'  Wow.  That's a pretty steep price for killing 77 people...Such is the value of life in the Liberal wonderland of Norway:  The maximum sentence is 99.5 days per victim.

I guess it was a tough sentence, however, because he got the 'max'...In Texas he would have gotten something like 77 separate death sentences.  But I digress.

Norway puts Joseph Stalin's famous saying to the test:  "The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic."

In Norway you don't have to get to a million - or even a hundred; 77 is good enough to get past being a tragedy.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Mayor Michael Bloomberg (Billionaire With A 1¢ Brain)

"Number one nobody's come across the border (illegally) in a long time.  I mean we spend a fortune on technology, and if you want to come to America illegally, don't waste your time going across the border and through the desert.  It's dangerous.  Just fly on a plane, fly here, and overstay your visa.  We have absolutely no ability to track who you are and to get you back."

It's hard to believe how much 'genius' the mayor of America's largest city has in this statement.

1.  "Nobody's come across the border (illegally) in a long time."  -  That one's too ridiculous to bother with.

2.  "We have absolutely no ability to track you."  -  He is partially correct.  We have the ability if to track down everyone in the country, but we don't have is the 'political will' to follow through on immigration laws.

3.  "We have absolutely no ability...to get you back."  -  We have trucks, railroads, planes, and ships, yet we have no way to send them back?  That's obvious BS, and the only thing we don't have is, once again, the 'political will' to get them back.

4. "Fly here, and overstay your visa."  -  WOW!  This one really gets me.  You'd think the Mayor of New York would be a little more sensitive than to throw out the exact method the 9/11 terrorists used. Maybe he's forgotten.

Okay, I take it all back; my first statement, that is...Bloomberg's comment isn't 'genius'.  Bloomberg's comment is complete claptrap.


Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Mike Golash (Typical Union Goon)

"Progressive labor is a revolutionary communist organization...Its objective is to make revolution in the United States, overthrow the capitalist system and build communism."

- Golash is a former president of Amalgamated Transit Union local 689...He's now and 'Occupy' organizer.

Amalgamated Transit Union:  "The union generally donates a large majority of its political action committee money to Democratic candidates." - opensecrets.org

No shock, there.  Another union giving millions to the Democrat Party.  Another union with Commie-leaning leadership.  And don't start on me about 'not everyone is a union is a commie'.  I am very aware of this.

What I'm also aware of is the leadership of almost every American union being very Leftwing; even if its members aren't.  What's really sad is the members of these unions - most of which aren't Lefties - are nothing but "useful idiots" for their "progressive" leadership.

Vote wisely, America.  Every vote for every Democrat is a vote for the hopes and desires of turds like Mike Golash.

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Chrissy Matthews (Court Jester)

"Everything (Obama's) done is clean as a whistle.  He's never not only broken any law, he's never done anything wrong.  He's the perfect father, the perfect husband, the perfect American. And all they do is trash the guy."

I'm feeling a little lazy today, and when I do I know I can always turn to Chrissy to make things easy for me.  Easy because no comment is needed for his sycophantic idiocy; it speaks for itself.


Thursday, August 16, 2012

Touré (Master-Baiter)

"He's really trying to use racial coding and access some really deep stereotypes about the angry black man.  This is part of the playbook against Obama, the 'otherization,' he's not like us...I know it's a heavy thing, I don't say it lightly, but this is 'niggerization'...You are not one of us, you are like the scary black man who we've been trained to fear."

- Spouting out about Mitt Romney saying:  "(Obama should) take (his) campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago."

Dude!  You can't say "niggerization"!  It's 'African-Americanization."

That said, the problem with Obama isn't that he's 'black'.  The problem with Obama is he's 'RED'!

Obama is a Lefty, and he doesn't bother pretending otherwise.  I admit I admire him for not pretending.  I also admit I despise him for being a Lefty...BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING BLACK.

The only one's worried about race are race-baiting racists.  And if these bastards had any sense of honesty they'd admit President Obama would still be Senator Obama if he hadn't been black...It's also the only way he gets re-elected.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Joey 'Gas-Bag' Biden (Obama's V.P.)

"They're going to put y'all back in chains."

- Stating what will happen if Mitt Romney is elected president.

No one should be surprised by such madness from Joey; he's just a crazy SOB who can't help himself...Give him a microphone and an audience and Joey's gonna say some loony stuff.

Speaking of loony stuff, when Joey was introduced to the crowd for this speech he was given the grand introduction of being "the conscience of our nation's capital." (Tom Perriello)

Yeah he is!  LOL!

Seriously, I can't believe Obama has kept Joey this long.  For the life of me, I'll never understand why Obama picked him, or why he seems to be keeping him - though I still think Joey's gonna get dumped before it's all over.

Maybe I'm wrong, because Team Obama never seems to tire of Biden:  "I think he (Obama) probably agrees with Joe Biden's sentiments...The bottom line is that we have no problem with those comments." (Stephanie Cutter - Obama's Deputy Campaign Manager)

It's hard to believe, but maybe they will keep 'Bags'.  Maybe having Joey around is what it takes to ensure Obama's the smartest guy on the Democrat ticket.

"Well, I think if it came from somebody serious maybe we'd get all excited about it. But the - I think the vice president of the United States has become a laugh line on late night television. I mean, he - I've never seen a vice president that has made as many mistakes, said as many stupid things. I mean, there's a real fear if, God forbid, he ever had to be entrusted with the presidency, whether he really has the mental capacity to handle it. I mean, this guy just isn't bright. He’s never been bright. He isn't bright. And people think, 'Well, he just talks a little too much.' Actually he's not very smart." - Rudy Giuliani


Sunday, August 12, 2012

El Presidente Felipe Calderon (Mexico)

"Because of the Aurora, Colorado, tragedy, the American Congress must review its mistaken legislation on guns.  It's doing damage to us all."

Why is Calderon pointing fingers at Congress?  If I was him I'd be looking at the Executive Branch, and making sure they didn't send any more guns south of the border via crazy plans like 'Fast & Furious.'

But that's not the real solution.  If the Mexican president is really concerned about guns and other filth from the U.S. there is an obvious solution:  HE SHOULD BUILD A BORDER WALL!

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Alan Krueger (Obama Economic Advisor)

"The household survey showed that the unemployment rate ticked up to 8.3% in July - or more precisely the rate rose from 8.217% in June to 8.254% in July."

Let's get this right, this clown thinks the American people are should willing accept that there's only around 12.8 million people out of work instead of 12.9?  That we shouldn't get too excited about the official number being 8.3%, because it's actually only 8.25%?

"Acting BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) Commissioner John Galvin noted in his statement that the unemployment rate was 'essentiall unchanged' from June to July." - A. Krueger

So, things aren't better and they aren't worse?  This constitutes good news in Obamaville?

"While there is more that remains to be done, today's employment report provides evidence that the U.S. economy is continuing to recover." - A. Krueger

Wait a minute, I thought he said things aren't getting better or worse?

The unemployment report doesn't prove anything other than there are still a lot of Americans out of work - with a likelihood of things getting better anytime being almost nil...And this is assuming the numbers put out by the Labor Department have any basis in reality, as well.  Which is debatable.

Truth be told the job's situation is much worse than Krueger can admit, because he can't possibly tell the truth:  More people are retiring or stop looking for work every month than people who are getting jobs...This is a fact Obama and his advisers could never let the 'useful idiots' know about.

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Barack Obama (Birthday Beggar-in-Chief)

"My upcoming birthday (Aug. 4)...could be the last one I celebrate as President of the United States, but that's not up to me - it's up to you."

"Happy birthday, Mr. President." - Marilyn Monroe

All kidding aside, Obama is correct:  "it's up to you."

It's up to YOU and me to make sure this man never celebrates his birthday, or anything else, in the White House after Jan. 20, 2013...Or not.  Either way it truly is up to US!


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