Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

USA.gov

"Given that only 15 percent of you turn to government in tough times, we want to make sure you know about benefits that could help you."

Talk about the Obama Administration in a nutshell: 'We know 99% of you have it rough, so why aren't all 99% of you on the dole?  Drop your pride, and visit us at USA.gov.'

Once you get to the website they should have a heading stating:  'Now we'll capture you with our goodies; not enough to make you happy or satisfy your needs, but just enough to make you dependent.'
Towards the middle of the page they ought to have a disclaimer:  'Warning - No American in their right mind should get on the government teet.  Those who do may become addicted.  This addiction is also transferable to succeeding generations.

At the end of the page there should be a statement:  'Democrat Party participation is highly recommended; lest you be encouraged to quit receiving said goodies.'

And finally, hidden deep in the website html-code needs to be an accounting statement:  'This page, it's contents, and goodies are paid for by the U.S. taxpayer.  SUCKA!!!'

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