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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Team Obama


- New Obama election slogan.

Huh?  I'm sure some of you are saying to yourself:  'Come on Pero, Obama's had that stupid slogan for months.'

Well, you are wrong.  His original slogan was "Forward."...They removed the "." added the "!" last week.

Wow!  Pure political genius.  I can't believe the Chicago Gang didn't think of that much earlier.

I'm sure that magical "!" will swing the undecideds, Independents, swing-states, women, dead voters, mulitiple voters, and just flat out fake voters into pulling the lever for Obama...Talk about desperation.


Thursday, October 25, 2012

Obama Supporter

"Obama for life."

- Last words spray-painted on the driveway of a Florida man whose Mitt Romney yard signs and American flag were destroyed and burned.

I'm thrilled to see Mitt Romney has not only caught Obama in just about every poll, but is passing him.  That said, Americans better get ready for the random acts of craziness which will follow the election if Romney wins.  The not-so-random acts, as well.

I'd like to think Obama would be decent enough to calm down the lunatics on the Left, but I wouldn't bet on it.  If my estimation comes true, it will be interesting to see how the country as a whole reacts to his lack of statesmanship.

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Donna the 'Deer Lady'

"My frustration is that the Minnesota and North Dakota departments of transportation would allow these deer crossings to be in such high-traffic areas...I've even seen them on the interstate.  Why are we encouraging deer to cross the interstate?  I don't get it - that's such a high-traffic area."

Talking about believing in the power of government.

"The government put the deer crossings there.  They can direct the deer population anywhere they want to by moving that deer crossing sign." - Deer Chick

I've heard of people following the government like sheep, but never deer following the government like people - or sheep.

Luckily, she now realizes the signs are designed for sheep-like people, not people-like deer.

"I never really thought about it enough to realize that I was kind of being ridiculous." - Deer Chick

"Ridiculous", indeed...Sadly, I'm betting she's also a "ridiculous" Obama follower.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Jen Psaki (Obama Campaign Spokesman)

"(T)here's only one candidate in this race who is going to continue to fight for Big Bird and Elmo."

EXACTLY!!!  "(O)nly one candidate" is wasting time demagoguing TV characters.  And that candidate is Barack Obama...Because that's all he has!

He can't run on his record.  He can't run on his plans.  He can't run on 'hope' or 'change'.  He can only run on BS...Which, lucky for Obama, he has mastered.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Joe Biden (Next In Line)

"I always say what I mean."

I'm sure he does.  The fact Joe Biden is known as the 'Human Gaffe Machine' doesn't make his statement a very wise one, however.

Biden has been in government for decades, and he certainly has a lot of knowledge about the ins-and-outs of it.  But he is an embarrassment to the country...Not because he's a Democrat; because he's a clown.

It isn't hard to imagine how the media would spin Joe Biden if he was a Republican:  He'd be the all-time laughing-stock.

Seriously, it's hard to believe the American people will vote to return this man back to the V.P. spot - one heartbeat away from the top post...But they've done it before.

Heck, they put Nancy Pelosi two heartbeats away.  So anything is possible.


Tuesday, October 09, 2012

American Association of Retired Persons (Political Pawns for Payoff)

"While we respect the rights of each campaign to make its case to voters, AARP has never consented to the use of its name by any candidate or political campaign.  AARP is a nonpartisan organization and we do not endorse political candidates nor coordinate with any candidate or political party."

No, no, no!  AARP cannot be allowed to tightrope the election.  AARP was one of the biggest supporters of ObamaCare, and AARP must accept that it tied itself to Barack Obama with the decision to do so...Here's hoping the 'retired persons' who've supported AARP are taking note.  Here's hoping these 'retired persons' take it out on Obama and AARP for their willingness to sacrifice 'retired persons' to the god of Liberalism.

I hope the payoff was worth it to AARP.

Any seniors looking for another choice, outside of AARP, are recommended to visit AMAC - the Association of American CitizensAMAC has similar benefits as AARP, but AMAC is a Conservative organization, protecting the rights and values of Conservative 'retired persons.'

Twitter Twits

"She's an indoor slave.  You know that, sis...You ready to head back to the fields, jiggaboo?" - @simplyShers

"So Stacey Dash buck tooth ass really voting for Romney!!  Bitch you black and Mexican...do yo think yo bloodline gone survive or something" - @Bambi_Dion

"Man the Stacey dash slander has me in TEARS...black folks don't like to see other black folks support Republicans AT ALL" - @SandiLanae

- Some of the more tame Twitter comments regarding a statement Stacy Dash made:  "Vote for Romney.  The only choice for your future."

Prior to reading this nonsense I had no idea who Stacey Dash was (she's an actress), and I still have no idea why she would be of consequence to anyone...Well, other than her being "black" (and I guess "Mexican"), and not supporting Barack Obama.

There's no doubt there are some crazy white racists in America.  But they are generally marginalized, and no one on the Right pays they any attention other than to push them away from the Republican Party...The same cannot be said for the Left and the Democrat Party.

The Left and Democrat Party are obsessed with race.  They use it to created a mythology of victims and predators; and more than anything they use it as an anvil against anyone who doesn't support THEM!

This is the case with Mrs. Dash, this is the case with the vast majority of Americans who will vote against Obama and the Democrats...Lets just hope this majority is an electoral majority when it comes to voting against Obama and his racist party in November.

Thursday, October 04, 2012

Chris Matthews (Disappointed Thrill Seeker)

"I don't know what he (Obama) was doing out there. He had his head down, he was enduring the debate rather than fighting it. Romney, on the other hand, came in with a campaign. He had a plan, he was going to dominate the time, he was going to be aggressive, he was going to push the moderator around, which he did effectively, he was going to relish the evening, enjoying it."

- This quote isn't in it's traditional Commie Red, because it is true and isn't a Libby Quote...Though it was posited by a Red.

Poor Chrissy.  He had a "thrill", but it wasn't 'up his leg'.

On to Debate #2, where Joe Biden will likely be roughed up by Paul Ryan much more than Obama was by Romney.


Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Joey 'The Sort-of-Truthteller' Biden

(Said in an angry voice) "This is deadly earnest, man.  This is deadly earnest.  How they can justify, how they can justify raising taxes on the middle class that has been buried the past four years - how in Lord's name can they justify raising their taxes with these tax cuts?"

I hate playing the Joe Biden card too often, but it's just so easy and fun.

"Vice President Biden made a stunning admission today and we couldn't agree more:  the middle class has been 'buried' under the last four years of this President's policies." - Mitt Romney

"There he goes again.  Look, the middle class has been buried over the last four years.  That's exactly what I just heard Joe Biden say.  I couldn't agree more.  They're buried in debt, they're buried in regulations.  They're buried with tax increases.  They've been buried with Obamacare.  And there's more to come if Barack Obama gets reelected." - Paul Ryan

One more thing, last I checked the ONLY one's talking about raising ANYONE'S taxes are Obama and his Democrat pals.

Thanks for bringing the subject up, though, Joe.


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