2012 Liberal Jackass Quotes of the Year - #19
Chris Matthews (Brainless 'Head')
"(The Republicans have) got three RCs, or two RCs - two Roman Catholics - running and a Mormon, so three cultists running, and they gotta pick one of the three cultists."
I know there's a joke in there somewhere.
Q: What do you have when you have "two Roman Catholics - running and a Mormon?"
A: Chris Matthews is the punchline...Because Chris Matthews is a joke!
Awfully brave of Chrissy to take shots at Catholics and Mormons; Christians of any kind...Just once I'd like to see him talk this kind of smack about Jews - the Anti-Defamation League would be up his keister so fast his rectum would burst. Even better, I'd love to see him crack cultist jokes about Muslims - he'd be able to star in 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow', as the Headless Horseman.
"(The Republicans have) got three RCs, or two RCs - two Roman Catholics - running and a Mormon, so three cultists running, and they gotta pick one of the three cultists."
I know there's a joke in there somewhere.
Q: What do you have when you have "two Roman Catholics - running and a Mormon?"
A: Chris Matthews is the punchline...Because Chris Matthews is a joke!
Awfully brave of Chrissy to take shots at Catholics and Mormons; Christians of any kind...Just once I'd like to see him talk this kind of smack about Jews - the Anti-Defamation League would be up his keister so fast his rectum would burst. Even better, I'd love to see him crack cultist jokes about Muslims - he'd be able to star in 'The Legend of Sleepy Hollow', as the Headless Horseman.
Labels: 2012 Top 20, Chris Matthews

1 Comments:
At 9:34 AM,
mystere's moonbat slayer club said…
Chrissi Matthews barely has room to stuff anything up his scrotum; 0bama already stuffed it tight...he'll need pallets of Depends on election night when his boifriends take a nasty landslide.
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