Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Rep. Charlie Rangel (Moronic Pseudo-Religio)

"Jesus said that you're going straight to Hell if you didn't treat the lesser of His brothers and sisters.  And what did He say?  He said he was hungry, and you didn't give him food stamps; He was thirsty, you didn't purify the water; that He [was] naked, and you didn't give him Social Security."

- Accusing the Republicans of being mean, anti-Christians - or something like that.

I seriously don't understand how we end up with such morons in our government - MORONS FROM BOTH PARTIES!

A man of such pathetic qualities as Rangel would never make it in the private sector.  One he's an ignoramus.  Two, when he proved his ignoramus-ness, he'd get his three write-ups and be fired for being such an ignoramus.

Which is probably why he, and the rest of the morons leading our country, end up in the public sector.

Also, I wish these moronic politicians - FROM BOTH PARTIES - would quit using religion as a hammer against their opponents...One they almost always mis-apply the principles of the religion they quote.  Two, I'm pretty sure Jesus wouldn't want his name spewed out of their snake-like mouths.


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (FORMER Speaker of the House)

"There are no more cuts to make.  It's really important that people understand that."

If Nancy was talking about Hillary Clinton's new bouffant - Angela Merkel-style - I'd agree.  But she's not; she's talking about the Federal government's budget...Not that the government has had a government since Obama became president.  A disgrace in its own right.

There's a famous saying from the 19th century, attributed to many, but most often to Mark Twain and Benjamin Disraeli:  "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

In our time there is a fourth lie to add to the list:  'BULLSHIT!'

"Congratulations Obama, Pelosi and the Democrat Senate...We now have the most efficient government in the history of governments.  Not a single dime has been wasted, not a single dollar misspent, and not a single entitlement promised imprudently." - Michael Schaus

Schaus' comment would be hilarious if it weren't so sad.  I'm sure there are a few who believe Pelosi - though I pray they don't visit my blogs.  If you are one of Nancy's Nutters, I beg you to visit a couple links - links which display just the tip of the "cuts" we should make:  Wastebook 2011 & Wastebook 2012.


Sunday, September 22, 2013

Allison Benedikt (A Bad Person)

"You are a bad person if you send your children to private school.  Not bad like murderer bad - bud bad like ruining-one-of-our-nation's-most-essential-institutions-in-order-to-get-what's-best-for-your-kid bad.  So pretty bad."

You are bad for doing 'what's best for your kid?'  You are bad for taking your kid out of crappy public schools and putting them wherever you feel they have a chance to get a real education?  You are bad?

You have got to be kidding me!?!?!

"Aren’t the 'bad people' - to use Allison Benedikt’s language - here the ones who would trap lower-income and poor kids in their local education monopoly?" - James Pethokoukis

I am thrilled to live in Arizona and have the option of never putting my youngest daughter in the public-union schools.  I specifically said public-union schools, because she has always gone to public-charter schools...Schools where they hold kids to standards and teach them mostly legitimate schooling - instead of having low standards, some legitimate schooling and a lot of propaganda.

"Barricading parents into the poor schools their government offers them is like barricading people into communist East Germany." - Alex Tabarrok

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Marie Harf (State Department Spokesweasel)

"[O]ur goal is to see forward momentum...We've never said it was a hard and fast deadline."

- Commenting about Syria missing this weekend's deadline "to submit an inventory of its toxic stockpiles and facilities to international inspectors." - Shashank Bengali and Paul Richter

Not a "deadline," aye?

"We agreed that Syria must submit within a week - not in 30 days, but in one week - a comprehensive listing...(We will allow) no games, no room for avoidance, or anything less than full compliance." - Secretary of State Johnny Heinz-Kerry (last weekend)

Sounds like Marie's boss made a "deadline" to me:  "not in 30 days, but in one week."...A deadline the likes of which we can expect Syria to flout every week going forward.

But what do we expect from the foreign policy jokers running Team Obama - otherwise known as the Gang That Can't Shoot Straight...Or shoot at all for that matter.

Senator Zell Miller (Democrat) put it best back in 2004 - he was talking about presidential candidate Heinz-Kerry, but Obama fits just as well:  "This is the man who wants to be the Commander in Chief of our U.S. Armed Forces?  U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs?"

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Ed (Scheisse-for-Brains) Schultz

"Thanks to Republican policies - and I don't care if [Detroit's] been under Democrat rule or not, it's Republican policies that have come down from the state and the country that have put this city in a bad position."

Huh?!?!  Schultz must be trying out for the role of Charlie Brown's teacher or something...'Wahh, wahh, wahh, wahh' - otherwise known as the 'Official Motto of MSNBC.'

I can't make any sense out of what's he's trying to get at, but I know there are some sports fans out there, so let me try to put Schultz's scheisse into football parlance.

'Thanks to Bill Belichick's policies - and I don't care if the Lions were lead by Matt Millen or not, the football decisions of the New England Patriots are to fault for the Detroit Lions being perpetually garbage, having an 0-16 season, and continuing to embarrass themselves by losing year after year to the Arizona Cardinals.'

Sounds about as logical as blaming the city of Detroit's problems on Republicans, who haven't been in charge since way before the place became a toilet...A place better inhabited by Schultz's than humans.


Sunday, September 15, 2013

Senator Heidi Heitkamp (D - North Dakota)

"We're not trusting Assad.  We're trusting the Russians."

"We're trusting the Russians."

{Gulp!} {Gasp!} {Cough!} {Choke!} {Vomit!} {Cry!}

If I didn't see that (D) behind her name I wouldn't believe it.  But I do, so I'm not surprised by such an idiotic belief in Vlad Putin solving the Syrian situation.

Oh, he will solve it, alright; solve it in a way that helps himself - and hurts the West.

What I really don't believe is the second part behind her name:  (North Dakota).

How in the world did the good people of North Dakota elect such a moron to the U.S. Senate?  I wonder how they feel about her comment?  They should be sicker than I am, because she is speaking for them - ALL OF THEM!

Something to keep in mind for those who reflexively vote (D):  You may consider yourself an FDR Democrat, a JFK Democrat, a Scoop Jackson Democrat, or even a Bill Clinton Democrat, but unless you are a true-believing, hardcore LIBERAL you are not in touch with today's Democrat Party...But they'll keep taking your vote, and playing you for the useful idiot they think you are.

Thursday, September 05, 2013

Lindsay Rajt (PETA Propagandress)

"Findings published in the Study for Future Families showed that eating poultry during pregnancy may lead to smaller penis size in male infants."

These people will do anything to get people to stop eating animals - even alleging the amounts of phthalate (a chemical in poultry) causes small peckers...Though the level of phthalate in poultry isn't even close to the levels found in common-use plastics, personal care products and spices.

But there's no use getting in the way of a good fear-mongering.  Especially one as good as small schlongs.

*Pero's off till next Thursday.


Monday, September 02, 2013

Sen. Mary Landrieu (Louisiana Purchaser)

"It's embarrassing to me to go to places like France and Spain...and their workers all manage to have health insurance that can't be taken away."

This from the U.S. senator who was going to vote against ObamaCare (allegedly) until Harry Reid threw in a $300,000,000 bribe for her home state (not allegedly, but actually).

Now, on to France and Spain.

I can't be the only one who prays he doesn't get severely injured or sick while in France or Spain*...They may have first world doctors, but the level of care isn't what it is in the U.S.  The U.S. has by far more and better doctors (by any measurement), and it also has by far more and better medical technology (by any measurement).**

Also, "workers" may have "health insurance that can't be taken away," but both countries have severe problems with "workers" - specifically the lack of people working...France has a chronic unemployment rate of over 10% (a level just barely touched on at the worst point of the Great Recession), and Spain has a 26% unemployment rate (a level which would lead to revolution in the U.S.).  I can't be the only one who would rather have a reasonable chance at attaining a job than a guarantee of health insurance.

Maybe I'm wrong, though.  Maybe Americans are becoming so pathetic and apathetic that they'd rather have guaranteed rights to health insurance (with actual care below American standards - often far below) than have jobs...It's beyond my comprehension, but it's not impossible.  If it is true, though, it goes a long way towards explaining how Barack Obama was elected and re-elected.

* - I'm never going to France or Spain, so I don't have to worry about it.
** - The comments about American doctors and technology are undeniable.  But Liberals will spin it as more people in other countries can obtain care in other countries (though with a less effective outcome) than Americans because many in the U.S. don't have insurance...Do any Internet search and you'll see when it comes to quality the U.S. is always at the top - and if the article is written by a Liberal they will make sure to add on comments about how many Americans supposedly don't have access to such care.  Care which isn't even available in the countries they want the U.S. system to emulate.
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