LIBBY JACKASSES WILL NEVER GO AWAY

But I'm done noting them on a daily basis.......At least for now.

I thought about killing this blog off, but the previous posts are great and it would be a waste to simply delete the entire blog.

ENJOY THE OLDIES........Unfortunately, I'm sure the quotes will be pertinent forever, because Liberals will always be the same ol' jackasses.

Richard Danzig (One of Obama's Security Advisors)

"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security."

**Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............I don't make this shit up.

No wonder Iran, Syria, North Korea, Hamas, Venezuela, al-Qaida, etc., are carrying "Obama in '08" signs......They are fully aware of Napoleon's famous quote: "When your enemy is executing a false movement never interupt him."

Electing Barack Obama is the "false movement" our enemies are counting on.**

Stephen King (Teresa Heinz's Boy-Toy Wannabe)

"I don't want to sound like an ad, a public service ad on TV, but the fact is if you can read, you can walk into a job later on. If you don't, then you've got, the Army, Iraq, I don't know, something like that. It's, it's not as bright."

**If I didn't know better, I would have thought the moron making this statement didn't know how to read or write.......I would have, also, sworn the comment came from a Democrat U.S. Senator:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, and you study hard, and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, um, you, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq." - Sen. Johnny Heinz-Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

The worst part of both statements is they are absolute lies: OVER 95% OF U.S MILITARY RECRUITS HAVE GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL.....The entire U.S. population has under an 80% graduation rate!!

Follow these links to debunk some other popular Liberal myths/lies about the U.S. Military: Education, Race, Income.**

Elias Bermudez ("Illegal"- Immigrants Without Borders)

"He has abused his authority and his elected position to create havoc and a feeling of terror in our community."

- Complaining about Maricopa County (AZ) sheriff Joe Arpaio arresting illegal aliens.

**A couple of things about "America's Toughest Sheriff":

1. Arpaio is executing the law....Last I checked this was exactly what his job is.

2. Arpaio has an 80%-90% approval rating.......Which means there's no way the fine people of Maricopa County (myself included) will be voting him out of office anytime soon.

3. Joe is the ultimate quote-machine:

"...don't try to intimidate me to stop enforcing the laws. It will never happen."

"We don't racial profile. We lock everybody up. I'm an equal opportunity guy."

"They're heading south, or they're going to California, but they're sure getting out of Arizona."

"I get more press in one day than the governor gets. If you go anywhere in the world, all you have to do is say Arizona,' and they say Sheriff Joe.'...Do you think they know who the governor is? I'm the toughest sheriff in America."

I LOVE IT!!!!

Mark Cohen (Re-Create 68 Co-Founder)

"I think these weapons were mostly intended for military use and so their use for dealing with innocent protesters seems highly innappropriate."

- Commenting about crowd control measures which may be used during the Democrat National Convention; particularly a weapon known as Brown Note.

**The 1968 DNC convention (in Chicago) was surrounded by chaos and protests, and is most notorious for the Chicago Seven....If Cohen has any inclinations to "Re-Create 68" he is full of crap about any intention of having "innocent protesters."

I thought it might be fun to describe the weapon Brown Note, though: "The brown note, according to an urban legend, is an infrasound frequency that causes humans to lose control of their bowels due to resonance. There is no scientific evidence to support the claim that a "brown note" (transmitted through sound waves in air) exists." - Wikipedia

Personally I couldn't care less how the authorities handle these maggots, as long as they handle them. If they make them crap themselves, all the better....Here's hoping Brown Note is real and is used on Cohen's band of anarchist puds. If nothing else they are full of shit, and making them shit all over Denver would be a perfect addition to the DNC party.**

Barack Obama (Fetal Holocaust Commander-in-Chief)

"The first thing I'd do as president is sign the Freedom of Choice Act."

**I know it angers some of my Conservative friends, but I'm not an anti-abortion absolutist....Lets just put it this way, I have a hard time saying any woman should have to carry and deliver a baby if she is raped (this includes any pregnancy for a minor) or if her life is in danger (which is incredibly rare).

That said, I can't believe anyone would want to encourage a policy of abortion as a birth control method.....Pathetically, this is what abortion has become in America. It is "safe" and "legal," but it is no longer "rare," and is hardly ever necessary to "protect the health of the mother." Instead, abortions are becoming almost as common as births themself. This is sad, and sick.

But the above isn't why I wanted to highlight this comment from Obama.

How in the world can Obama say his first priority as president would be to ensure unborn children can be executed? I would hope his first priority would be to win the War on Terror, or to figure out a way to get more oil in the U.S., or to get the economy rolling again.........But NOOOOOOOOO! Barack Obama's first priority is to make sure babies can be killed.

Eghads! I hope this isn't the kind of "change" we can all look forward to in an Obama presidency......Though I'm sure it is.**

Pat Schroeder (Hag)

"It troubles me a lot what we saw. It was like they made a witch out of [Hillary Clinton], some people. You know we thought the Salem witch trials were over. But some people, no matter what she said, it was 'don't believe it. She's really evil.'...I've never seen anyone do that to a candidate."

**Boo, hoo, hoo! I feel so sorry for poor Hillary.

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!!!

I wanted Hillary to beat Obama like a drum for many reasons, but the Democrat nomination was in no way hers and only hers to have. She had to earn it........But, she didn't work hard enough to beat Obama, which is pretty pathetic because she was a huge favorite and he is a newbie.

That said, I do understand why Patsy is concerned about the witch trials.....If they were ever restarted she'd be a prime candidate to be the first to be burned at the stake.

Oh, it's also important to point out one more fact: the "they" she is referencing is LIBERAL DEMOCRATS.**

Father Michael Pfleger (Catholic Priest)

"America is the greatest sin against God."

**Another one of Barack Obama's friends hates America, ho hum.....Same shit, different friend of Obama.

What really makes me sick about Father Fpleger is the way the Catholic Church has handled him. And this isn't the first time he's gone over the top in his preaching........He was reprimanded and suspended, but has since been allowed to return to the pulpit.

THIS IS EXACTLY HOW THE CHURCH GOT INTO TROUBLE WITH THE SICKO'S WHO WERE BANGING CHILDREN....The Catholic Church has caved into Liberals in its ranks (Normos, anti-Americans, etc.), and is paying the price in the form of ever lower church membership.

As a Catholic-by-Osmosis this is terribly worrisome trend.**

Principle Robyn Hooker (Kent Gardens Elementary School)

"This is not old-fashioned tag, where you could use two fingers and you would be it and move on to someone else...They pile on each other. [Sometimes] they call it 'jailhouse' or 'jailbreak.'"

- Explaining why she banned her students from playing tag on the playground.

**'Tag, you're it!'......Oh my! That's some scary shit.

I'm not quite sure how old this Hooker is, but I've been out of elementary school for almost 25 years, and we didn't play "two finger" tag. We tackled the hell out of each other. And of course we held each other down, forcing the guy on the bottom to make a 'jailbreak".....Guess what? All of us lived. I know it's shocking, but I haven't seen any local news reports about kids I played tag with going Dahmer because they were rough-housed as a kid.

These children are sheltered from everything, including phyiscal fun, and as a result have no idea how to handle the real world.....A real world which hardly plays two finger touch. In fact, much of the world specializes in a brutal version of one finger touch - THE MIDDLE FINGER - and these kids aren't going to be mentally tough enough to handle it when they are no longer protected by good-intentioned Liberals.

I have no doubt this principle has good intentions, but she's helping America raise a generation of complete pansies; particularly boys, who are growing into sufferers of chronic vaginitis.**

Arthur Firstenberg (Pain in the Ass)

"I get chest pain and it doesn't go away right away."

**Under normal situations I'd feel sorry for this guy's chest pain, but he is a jerkoff of the highest order....Mr. Firstenberg claims he's highly sensitive to certain types of electric fields, including Wi-Fi and cell phones, and wants them banned from public places in Santa Fe, NM. His complaint is they are in violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.

The sickening thing is I'm sure he can find a red-diaper-doper-baby lawyer to take on his case (ACLU comes to mind), and they will surely find a judge of like mind (lack of mind) to rule in their favor....The fact they want a city to go dead electronically is of no consequence to them, and Santa Fe is expected to bend to the whim of one moron's supposed special need.

Per normal, this is a case of consequences not mattering in Liberalville.....All that matters is the presumption of trying to help. If such help hurts many at the expense of the few it's too bad.**

Planned Parenthood (New York Office)

"With Mother's Day just around the corner...you're probably thinking about how to show the special woman in your life how much you love and appreciate them. Well, we've got a great idea for you! Why not honor the special woman in you life by taking one simple action to help empower women all around the world! It's easy - click here to join us in urging Congress to increase funding for international family planning programs."

**I've been sitting on this quote for a month, and almost threw it away....I just couldn't believe how repulsive it was for America's largest abortion provider (over 250,000 per year) to ask for money on Mother's Day.

"These pro-abortion lunatics from Planned Parenthood are really out of their minds. Let me see if I've got this...we should 'celebrate' Mother's Day by aborting (killing) babies?" - Blogger at A Catholic View

It's a natural, though.......In the Lunatic Fringe known as Liberalville, that is.**

Evo Morales (Bolivian President)

"If we want to save our planet earth, to save mankind, we have a duty to put an end to the capitalist system."

**Reading Evo's comment about saving the earth and mankind is hillarious, but in order to get the joke you have to know what he is.......Morales is a Hugo Chavez wannabe, who cares much more about ending capitalism than the earth or mankind.

The craziest thing about this comment, though, is how easily I could have put Barack Obama's name to it and almost everyone would have believed it..........Because Barack is a Hugo Chavez wannabe just like Evo, and Barack's primary reasoning would be the same as Evo's; ending capitalism.**

Frank Kameny ('hero to the homosexual community')

"Bestiality is not my thing…But it seems to be a harmless foible or idiosyncrasy of some people. So, as long as the animal doesn't mind (and the animal rarely does), I don't mind, and I don't see why anyone else should...If bestiality with consenting animals provides happiness to some people, let them pursue their happiness."

"Absolutely indisputably a central part of the very definition of Americanism is the guarantee, found in the Declaration of Independence, as not merely a Right, but as an Inalienable Right, of the 'Pursuit of Happiness...If something which someone arbitrarily defines as a 'sexual perversion' provides happiness for consenting adult participants, then its enjoyment is enshrined in basic Americanism....So: Let us have more and better enjoyment of more and better sexual perversions, by whatever definition, by more and more consenting adults. We will all be the better off thereby. And that will be Americanism in action."

**And some of you think I'm crazy when I say these degenerates want to completely destroy the definition of Normal!!!

Just remember you heard the acronym here first: GLBTTBNPR = Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, Transgendered, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophilia, Pedophilia, Robo-Homo.

In due time they will all push for Normalcy........If Liberals have their way they will get their wish, and Heteros will be branded as Normos.**

Rep. Maxine Waters (Socialist - CA, Truthteller)

"Guess what this liberal would be all about? This liberal will be about socializing...uh, um...Would be about, basically, taking over, and the government running all of your companies."

- Statement Maxine made to oil company executives when they met with Congress.

**"uh, um" were the most intelligent sounds to come out of Rep. Waters' mouth in this comment. But at least she told the truth about her (and her other Democrat pals) plans.........And don't think for a minute the oil industry is the only one they plan on "taking over." Especially if they can maintain control of the House and Senate (which they surely will), and if they can place Obama in the White House just waiting to make some "change."

No worry though, the government always does a fine job of running things: Like Social Security (doh), education (duh), veterans administration (ouch), the Post Office (blah), etc., etc., etc.........I'm sure they'd perform just as miraculously if they ran the oil industry (cry).

Just like Hugo Chavez does in Venezuela.**

Susan Estrich (Fox News Token Libby)

"There is no question that the Republicans will try to do to Obama what they did to Dukakis: paint him as a liberal, out of touch with the values of average Americans, so far left that he has left America."

**1. Obama is a Liberal........He's not rated as the most Liberal U.S. Senator for nothing. And that's quite the honor considering the Liberal shitheads he beat out for the top spot.

2. Obama is out of touch with average Americans.......He's the one who made the comment about average Americans loving God and guns because they are bitter. This is what he said, not something made up by Rightwingers. Plus, I'd bet his true feelings are much stronger than these.

3. Unfortunately, he hasn't left America, but there's no doubt he's far left.

Otherwise, Obama is nothing like Dukakis..........Other than being a whacked, out of touch Libby, that is.

By the way, I rarely put pictures up on this blog, but can't resist putting this one of Estrich every time she's honored with a Libby Jackass Quote of the Day.

Barack Obama (Leninista)

"We can't drive our SUV's and eat as much as we want and keep our homes at 72 degrees at all times....and then expect that all other countries are going to say OK."

**Since Barack hasn't explained his idea of "CHANGE" most have been wondering exactly what he is planning on changing....With this comment he may have accidentally given us little peep of what he's planning on changing.

Barack is going to "CHANGE" our driving habits: We'll all have to squash into tweener cars.

Barack is going to "CHANGE" our eating habits: We'll all have to cut back on the amount and quality of food we eat.

Barack is going to "CHANGE" our comfort level: We'll all have to live in hot-boxes during the summer....It's a decent assumption to think he'll expect us to freeze in the winter, I guess.

And these are just a few of the things Obama is hoping to "CHANGE." Heaven knows what else he has in mind, but it doesn't seem like he wants to "CHANGE" things for the better for Americans.

Like I've said a thousand times, the more Barack says and the better we get to know his real intentions (along with the nutters he's surrounded himself with) the more scary he becomes.**

Ricardo Cortes (Children's Book Writer)

"The book is not about teaching kids how to use marijuana, it is about educating them about the plant."

- Comment made about the book "It's Just a Plant: A Children's Story of Marijuana."

**Maybe it's me, but I don't know many kids who are into plant education....Except kids who want to smoke pot, that is!!!

Not surprisingly, Cortes couldn't find a publisher who was willing to print his marijuana manifesto for children........I TAKE THAT BACK, I AM A LITTLE SURPRISED. There is very little publishers won't print; be it books about the beauty of Al Qaeda, the Satanic ways of George W. Bush, America Sucks, etc. They will print just about anything.

But they aren't crazy enough to put out a pot book for children!!

So, Cortes had to create a publishing company to spread his kiddie crap: 'The Magic Propaganda Mill'.........At least he was honest about the "propaganda" portion.

Parents beware, I'm sure this book will find its way into your children's school library. And the degenerates in the mind-erasing business (AKA: ACLU, teacher's unions, Democrat Party, etc.) will do their part to make sure your children have access to this crapola.....Hell, who knows what's already there?**

Barack Carter Obama

"Iran, Cuba, Venezueala? These countries are tiny compared to the Soviet Union...Obviously, Iran isn't a superpower, doesn't possess the military power the Soviet Union had. But that does not mean, by any stretch of the imagination that the threat posed by Iran is insignificant."

**The people of the United States can't be ignorant enough to elect this clown as President, can they????

The Soviet Union was a monstrosity, but it wasn't insane. Sure the USSR had an incredible nuclear arsenal, but they weren't ruled by lunatics bent on bringing back the 12th Madhi (Hidden Imam) through global cataclysm......No, Iran doesn't have the power of the USSR, but the Soviets weren't crazy enough to start WWIII. I'm not willing to bet the Iranians are as 'level headed' as the Soviets were.

Also, Obama may not have noticed but it doesn't take a huge military to cause massive destruction, death, and chaos to America..........Last I checked, 19 Jihadists with the will and a few box-cutters did a hell of a lot of damage to our great nation. Maybe he's forgotten 9/11/01.

Barack may trust Iran, but I surely don't, and am not ignorant enough to believe the Iranians need a Soviet-sized military to cause great pain.....I'm sure this makes me a radical, however.**

Barack Obama (Revisionist Historian)

"I trust the Ameican people to understand that it is not weakness, but wisdom to talk not just to our friends, but to our enemies, like Roosevelt did, and Kennedy did, and Truman did."

**This comment is completely idiotic, and once again Obama is making shit up as he goes.

1. I could be wrong (though I doubt it), but I don't think FDR had any grand sit-downs with Hitler, Mussolini or Tojo.........I also don't think Truman had any pow-wows with Hitler, Tojo, or Kim Il-song (North Korea)

Again, I could be wrong, BUT I'M NOT!

2. Kennedy did meet with Nikita Kruschev (USSR), but he didn't do so from a position of strength and came out of his meeting in a worse position than he entered.........Lets follow the timeline: April 1961 was the Bay of Pigs debacle. June 1961 JFK met with Nikki. October 1962 was the start of the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Not even the most wishful Democrat could claim this meeting was prosperous......Well, not a Democrat with a clue about real history, that is. But maybe a dumbass who claims modern-day Iran is no threat to the U.S. can (we'll get to that tomorrow).**

Chris Matthews (MSNBC "Screwball" Host)

"It's almost like she's the Al Sharpton of white people."

- "She" = Hillary Clinton

**I wonder how Al Sharpton feels about this comment?

I'm sure he doesn't mind being called a race-baiting POS (it is what it is), but I doubt he enjoys being linked with Hillary......The corollary of Matthews statement would outright piss me off if I was Al:

'It's almost like he's the Hillary Clinton of black people.'

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!**