Poison Pero is RIGHT!

Monday, October 31, 2005

Lesley Stahl (C"BS" Propagandameistress, 6 of Clubs)

"[T]he whole country shifted right ever since Reagan. Reagan really moved us off to the right. The center of the country has definitely shifted to the right. And there we sit."

**Surprisingly, Lezley is 100% RIGHT on this statement..........Which is why it is highlighted in Purple. --> She's a Leftist POS, but her statement is true. Blue + Red = Purple.

Oh by the way, the American people have shifted to the Right, but way too much of the Federal and State governments have stayed to the Left.**

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Roseanne Barr (Stupid, Fat, POS Maximus)

"I could totally win [President Bush] in a mind contest... Like if it was like a psychic thing and he was like, okayRosanne, bring your best powers against my best powers, even though he's like totally world-wide connected, and I'm not so world-wide, I could so totally still win on account of like being female, being a grandmother and like, you know, being intelligent. I could totally win."

**Like, what a complete dumbass.......I doubt she could win a "mind contest" against a rock, let alone President Bush.

Like, put down the vodka Rosie ---> And like, the appetizers too.**

Saturday, October 29, 2005

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY)

"He's the kind of person you really want to be married to for 30 years because he washes dishes."

— On her marital "bliss" with Bill

**I don't know how these Clintons spew out the incredible garbage they do, but they are masterful at the Art of Bullshitting. --> Hillary's not nearly as good as Billy, but she's getting there.

Maybe if Bill learned how to do laundry he wouldn't have to explain them stains on that famous blue dress.........Quite the guy to be married to. --> Not that I blame him for straying from this wonderful wo-man.**

Friday, October 28, 2005

U.S. Air Force Academy

"African-American kids can run very well. That doesn't mean Caucasian kids and other descents can't run, but it's very obvious to me they run extremely well."

-- AFA Football Coach Fisher DeBerry commenting on why the AFA team sucks

**Obviously, there is nothing wrong with this quote, and DeBerry was simply stating the obvious.......In general, Blacks are much better athletes than Whites.

Take one look at the NBA, NFL and Olympic track and field and you are hardpressed to find one White-guy. And these sports are where the greatest athletes in the world play.........The statement "white men can't jump" is true, and could easily be "white men can't run", too.

"The AFA has reprimanded DeBerry for 'seriously inappropriate' comments about Black athletes...But didn't fire him."

This is Political Correctness gone insane! If anything the comment could be taken as a slam on the pathetic White players.......It's obvious he was praising Black athletes. --> But this is taboo in 'Wonderland' I guess.**

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, D - CA)

"Democrats are committed to fighting andwinning the war on terror. But the Iraq war has made us less safe, andled to squandered opportunities to fight global terror because of theallocation of resources in Iraq."

**"It's true that the Demos are committed to winning the war on terror; the only problem is that they are supporting the wrong side" - "The Federalist Patriot"

I couldn't have said it any better myself.**

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Sen. Barbara Boxer (D - CA)

"[T]he Democrats are willing to fight for the people, fight for their rights, their right to privacy, their right to be treated equally... That's what we're interested in. It's not about how you try to phrase it, you know, liberal, left, right. It's about...rights and freedoms."

**You know, it's about rights and freedoms for child molesters, murderers, rapists, witches, terrorists, fetus-killers, welfare dirtbags, illegal alliens, Mengelian scientists, internationalists, Global Warming insaniacs, etc., etc., etc.

And lets not let Boxer off the hook so easy, because she not only wants to push for the rights of the degenerates listed above, but she also wants to restrict the rights of those who love traditional America and/or believe in God.

All of which makes her the perfect spokesman in Liberalville**

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Sen. Teddy Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, Drunken Killer)

"If [John Kerry] runs [in 2008], I would support him... [He is an] able, gifted and talented political leader... Every day, I think [the American people] regret that John wasn't elected. We haven't had account ability and we haven't had real leadership in dealing with these issues and problems, and that's what I hear more than anything else."

**I have no doubt at all this is exactly what Fat Teddy is hearing in Taxachusetts.......Which means nothing to the rest of us in Normal America.

As far as The Duke supporting Kerry in 2008, please do!! --> I hope all the Dems get in the race, and pile on against Hillary..........The more the merrier.**

Monday, October 24, 2005

Sen. Dick"Head" Durbin (D - Illinois)

"The American people stand behind our troops, but they believe, as we do,that America can do better in Iraq."

**Of course we could do better........We could also do a lot worse.

And correct me if I'm wrong, but last I heard this Dick"head" was comparing our troops to Nazi's and Gulag guards.....I'm sure he "supports" them though. Suuuuuuuuuuuure he does.**

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Al Gore (2000 Election LOSER)

"We would not have invaded a country that didn't attack us. We would not have taken money from the working families and given it to the most wealthy families. We would not be trying to control and intimidate the news media. We would not be routinely torturing people. We would be a different country... My country is extremely attentive to the slightest increase in a risk from terror, and that's appropriate, but why should we be so tolerant of risk where the future habitability of our planet is concerned?"

-- Telling us how much better things would be if only he'd carried his home state of Tennessee

**I have nightmares at the thought of Al Gore leading the War on Terror............Ooops! I forgot there would be no War on Terror, because he wouldn't fight it. --> There'd just be terror.

A quick question: Wasn't this clown Veep when we invaded such dangers to U.S. national security as Serbia and Somalia?

Hey Al, stick to the Environment........I take it back, just go away.**

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"Sometimes the people who talk the most know the least."

**Howie is a complete jackass, but you have to admire a man who is able to personally prove his own theories.............Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!**

Friday, October 21, 2005

Eleanor Clift (Newsweek Propagandameister)

"[I]t may be too much to predict an upsurge of progressive government, [but] the Republican agenda of tax cuts, Social Security privatization, and slashing government programs is over."

**"Hell"eanor's definition of "progressive government" = "HUGE GOVERNMENT".

What's really funny is most Conservatives believe Bush has spent way too much, and has made government too big...........Liberals think he hasn't made it big enough.

So, just imagine what they will do with it the next time they get control............THE HORRRRRRAH!!!

Bush isn't perfect by any means, but keep the above in mind every time you bitch about him**

Thursday, October 20, 2005

Donald Sutherland (Hollywood Idiot, "Republican Bad-Guy" on TV)

"[President Bush] will destroy our lives!... We have children. How dare we take their legacy from them. How dare we. It's shameful what we are doing to our world... We're back to burning books in Germany."

**Read that again. I don't think there's a single word of truth in this statement.........Even those who don't like Bush can't make a legitimate claim from anything he said.

Donald Sutherland is a nut, and isn't even that good an actor........Outside of "Kelly's Heros" and "The Dirty Dozen" I can't think of one role he's been worth a damn in.

But I'm sure he's loving the role of the "bad Republican" on the "Hillary Clinton Show".

Hey Donald, isn't it about time to join Rather and take a nap?**

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Dan Rather (Lifetime Goebbels Award Honoree, Ace of Clubs)

"To this day no one has proven whether it was what it purported to be or not...The story is accurate."

-- Maintaining the charges that President Bush evaded National Guard service are "fake but accurate."

**Only a Liberal could put that phrase together........."Fake but accurate." HAHAHAHAAHA!

Hey Dan, you're getting pretty damn old. I think you are due for a nap........One of the 'dirt' variety.**

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Luis Teodoro (Professor at the University of the Philippines)

"The United States is 'America' to most people. But that word refers to the continent. When applied to the United States, it is better spelled with a 'k,' as in 'swastika.'... Racism is as common as grass in the United States, where everything's right if you're white, but everything can be wrong if you're not... You don't really want to live there, and visiting it is like visiting Nazi Germany in the 1930s."

**1. He is right and wrong about America
Right: The U.S. is not the only country in the Americas
Wrong: America isn't the continent, it's the hemisphere........Putz!

2. If so many people "don't really want to live" here then why are so damn many trying to get here? Often at their own peril. --> And why don't those who don't want to be here leave?

3. The U.S. is the home of "AMERICANS"........America may refer to the Western Hemisphere, but American is a term referring to an ideal. An ideal of greatness!

The rest of the hemisphere is exempt from this greatness, because Canada is a Socialist wasteland, and everything south of the U.S. is a shit-hole.**

If this Filipino POS doesn't like the U.S., then stay the Hell away! We aren't begging him to come, or to like it. --> And take all the Illegal Aliens dying to come here with him.**

Monday, October 17, 2005

George C"looney" (Hollywood Idiot, 4 of Hearts)

"It blows my mind, because [unlike conservatives] we don't have to put the word 'compassionate' in front of [liberal]to say we actually give a shit about people. I'm going to keep saying 'liberal' as loud as I can and as often as I can."

**Truthfully, I wish Bush and his Republican pals would do away with the "compassionate" term, and just try to be Conservative..........And "Looney's" correct about Liberals not needing to put compassionate in front of Liberal.

He's correct, because there's no room for such a long word between "Jackass" and "Liberal"........Jackass Compassionate Liberal is way too confusing.**

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Helen Thomas (Dinosaur, Goebbels Award Recipient)

"The Bush administration—a strong promoter of private and religious schools—wants to make it easier for school children displaced by Hurricane Katrina to attend private schools by pushing its pet voucher program... What is it about the public school system that this president doesn't like?"

**Has she not seen the debacle that is the "public school system"?

Can she really say our children's level of reading, writing, spelling, math, American history, literature, science, etc., etc., are at a high level? Of course she can't.............Yet the great majority of the children who are falling behind or failing are in the "public school system"

Heaven forbid a child goes to a "religious school"........They may hear the G-O-D word. --> And may actually learn something other than Leftist propaganda.**

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Barbra Streisand (Queen of Hearts)

"We are in a global warming emergency state, and these [hurricanes] are going to become more frequent, more intense. There could be more droughts, dust bowls. You know, it's amazing to hear these facts, I mean, the Andes have no ice caps on the mountains in winter. The glaciers are melting. I mean, for the United States not to be part of the Kyoto treaty is unforgivable."

**It's a good thing the global leaders of 12,000 years ago signed a Kyoto Treaty! --> You know back when the "glaciers" thawed out of the most recent Ice Age.

It's also Bush's fault for volcanos, earthquakes, tsunamis, tornados, etc.................He's the all-powerful weather god. --> Bwwwwaaaahhahahahaahah!

HEY BAB's, you pathetic bitch. SHUT UP AND SING!!! (LI)**

Friday, October 14, 2005

Sen. Patrick Leahy (D - Vermont)

"Is this a nominee who will protect and expand our constitutional rights, or will she neglect and narrow those rights? Learning the answer will be at the core of what the American people and the Senate need to know from the hearings onthis nomination."

**I'm pretty sure "Leaky" was talking about Justice Roberts, but it may be Harriet Miers........Either way, his quote is interesting.

Exactly what part of the Constitution describes anything about "expand(ing) our constitutional rights"???? --> IT DOESN'T!!!

Everyone agrees with "protect(ing) our constitutional rights, but Leahy and the ILLiberals want to use the courts to remake the Constitution in their eyes. --> THROUGH THE EXPANSION OF WHATEVER RIGHTS THEY IMAGINE UP!

Which is why we must always send Constructionists to the SCOTUS.........And in order to make this happen we must always have Republican presidents --> Even if they don't always send up our "favorite choice". These choices are always better than those the Dems would send.**

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Associated Press

"Arctic Ice Melts Faster as It Gets Warmer"

**Uhhh, look at that headline again........I'm pretty sure all "ice melts faster as it gets warmer" --> Not just "Arctic Ice".

The EnvironMENTALists have the ultimate shell-game going here.

When it's warm, it is obviously caused by GLOBAL WARMING.

When it's cool, it is caused by GLOBAL WARMING, because the warming thaws the Polar Caps --> Forcing cool air towards the middle of the globe.

It's brilliantly diabolical, and foolproof regardless of the outcome.........The Hegelian Dialectic put to its perfect, maniacal use.**

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Rep. Charles Rangel (D - NY, 10 of Diamonds)

"George Bush is our Bull Connor."

**I’m assuming you all know of Bull Connor (if you don’t shame on you), and this statement is such load of crap it just goes to prove Liberals will say anything, regardless of reality, truth or decency.**

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Tom McMahon (DNC Director)

"Republicans have a lucrative money-for-influence machine that will do anything—including breaking the law—to funnel corporate and special-interest money into their party in huge amounts. People ask what the difference is between the two parties, and this indictment gives one clear answer. Republicans are committed to pushing the legal limits to collect checks from special interests who want to use government for their own narrow purposes. Democrats are committed to funding our party with contributions from ordinary Americans so that when we take power, the government will represent the people."

**How can this clown go on about improper collections, considering the Democrat Party is bought and paid for by special interest groups?

The Democrats routinely out-collect Republicans, and most of their money comes from corporate donations along with the largess of the nation's unions (even though many union workers don't want their money going there), and the mega-donors like George Soros. --> Sometimes they even accept donations from such wonderful entities as the People's Republic of China.

Both parties are cash pigs, and the process is dirty as Hell......And anyone who claims the system is set up for "ordinary Americans" is just naive. --> This man isn't naive, he's simply full of shit.**

Monday, October 10, 2005

China Internet Policy

"The foremost responsibility of news sites on the Internet is to serve the people, serve socialism, guide public opinion in the right direction, and uphold the interests of the country and the public good."

-- Communist Chinese regulations statement banning independent blogging and requiring all Web sites and e-mail distributors to register as officially ChiCom approved "news organizations."

**In other words: The Chinese-sheeple better watch what they say on the internet......Big Brother is watching, and will have no problem helping them keep their mouth shut. --> Or filled with lead.**

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Walter Cronkite (Multiple-time Goebbels Award Recipient)

"We're an ignorant nation right now. We're not really capable I do not think—the majority of our people—of making the decisions that have to be made at election time and particularly in the selection of their legislatures and their Congress and the presidency, of course. I don't think we're bright enough to do the job that would preserve our democracy, our republic. I think we're in serious danger."

**Hey Uncle Walter, you can thank the Liberal Education System for this problem.......And really, what a pompus, eletist, jackass to make such a statement.

We have our share of ignorant fools, but most Americans are more than capable of voting.......Just because they don't vote for his candidates, doesn't mean the people are stupid.

That said, there are plenty of idiots in this country, and almost all of them were educated by the Liberal psychopathology Cronkite holds so dear. --> In the official education system, and also in the 'unofficial system' known as TELEVISION!!!!

He can thank his Libby pals, and also himself.........As the greatest Left-Wing propagandameister of a generation Walter surely deserve a lot of credit for this 'achievement'.**

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Kathy Griffin (Hollywood Idiot)

"The President is a moron!... He's an idiot. Cheney is evil. I'm sick of, impeach them, get them out! I hate them! I hate them! Get them out!... Get Bush out! Impeach. Out! Out! Out!"

**"He's a, I'm, get, I, I, Get, Get, Out, Out, Out!!!!"

Uhhhhhhh...........Who opened up the 'Hollywood Funny Farm'? --> This one's completely lost her mind.

I think those were here last words on the way out of the white-coat.**

Friday, October 07, 2005

Cindy Sheehan (Insaniac)

"George Bush needs to stop talking, admit the mistakes of his all around failed administration, pull our troops out of occupied New Orleans and Iraq, and excuse his self [sic] from power."

**"Occupied New Orleans"???

By the way, unless Cindy says something completely stupid (by her standard of course, because everything she says is stupid) her 15 minutes of fame are over in Peroville.

Live well, Cindy........Or don't!!**

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Sen. Teddy Kennedy (D'u' - Mass, The Duke of Chappaquiddick)

"The stark and tragic images of human suffering in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina have reminded us yet again that civil rights and equal rights are still the great unfinished business of America."

**Teddy's been drinking.........Again!!**

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Frank Johnson (London Daily Telegraph)

"The only way to follow anything that happens in the United States today is not to rely on what drifts back into the British media from the overwhelmingly liberal American establishment newspapers and national television bulletins: almost the sole source for, say, the BBC. Instead we must search America's blogs and Web sites."

**YES!!!! --> Sooner or later, the U.S. will catch up to this reality.**

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Bill Clinton (Chinese Condom Pitchman)

“Whether it's race-based or not, if you give your tax cuts to the rich and hope everything works out all right, and poverty goes up, and it disproportionately affects black and brown people, that's a consequence of the action made."

**We've been "fighting the War on Poverty" since LBJ's administration, and we've been using Liberal methods to do so........And it's been a complete failure.

It's time to get everyone to work. To incentivise working, and disincentivise those who refuse to do so...........We can give housing and daycare taxbreaks, and we can can do many things to help people. But they must get off their asses and into the workforce.

Like it or not, the only way to create more jobs is to allow those who produce jobs to have more of their money........Like it or not, the only way to collect more taxes is to allow for full employment, which is only possible if those supplying the jobs have an incentive to do so. --> This formula works the other way, too. Just watch what happens to jobs if we over-tax the rich.

WE MUST GET THOSE IN POVERTY TO WORK!!! --> Sitting around collecting checks and being dependant on the good will of the rest of America is bad for the human soul, bad for the economy, and it's bad for America as a whole.

But, if we really want to solve poverty we must address the problems of the family........Families without two parents (a mommy and daddy) are at a terrible disadvantage economically, socially and psychologically.**

Monday, October 03, 2005

'Hell'eanor Clift (Goebbels Award Recipient)

"Returning to the Gulf Coast on Thursday for a fourth visit, Bush is trying to make up for the lapses that tarnished his image as a leader and to repackage himself as a visionary for the next phase, a rebuilding effort that will dwarf Iraq's reconstruction and likely make Halliburton even richer."

**These people are obsessed with Halliburton.

'Hell' forgot to make note that Halliburton caused the storm so they could get rich on the clean-up.........How could she have missed this?

And lets be honest, Bush doesn't need to be in the Gulf every week, but he will be.........If he didn't 'Hell'eanor would be bitching he wasn't there enough.

It's the perfect bait and switch tactic. --> Another device in perfecting the use of the Hegelian Dialectic.**

Sunday, October 02, 2005

The New York Times (All the BS That's Fit to Print)

"If he is confirmed, we think there is a chance Mr. Roberts could be a superb chief justice. But it is a risk. We might be reluctant to roll the dice even for a nomination for associate justice, but for a nomination for a chief justice—particularly one who could serve 30 or more years—the stakes are simply too high. Senators should vote against Mr. Roberts not because they know he does not have the qualities to be an excellent chief justice, but because he has not met the very heavy burden of proving that he does."


It's too late for all these gloom-n-doomin idiots........Roberts is in, he is the Chief, and he will be there for decades.

WooooHoooo! Chalk one up for the 'good guys.'**

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Jimmy Carter (Black Joker)

"If we are not wise enough to protect the Arctic refuge, future generations will condemn us for needlessly sacrificing the wilderness of their world to feed our profligate, short-term and shortsighted energy habit. The pathway to a better, more sustainable energy future does not wind through the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge."

**Only a Liberal would worry about the "sacrifice" of a useless piece of land at the expense of the American Economy and National Defense.

He'd rather we be dependent on the 'good will' of the Middle East and Venezuela than drill on our own soil.........Maybe they'll keep supply at a decent level and maybe they won't. --> But either way, we are at their mercy.

Screw ANWAR!!! Start drilling!!! --> And when it's tapped out, start drilling wherever else we find a source.**


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