Liberal Jackass Quotes

Friday, March 31, 2006

Howard Fineman (Newsweek Propagandameister)

"I'm tired of being accused of bias and being Liberal. I have been covering all sides of every argument in politics for a quarter century, and I think I am as fair and neutral as it is humanly possible to be—which is not perfect. How about some unbiased readers for a change?"

**1. Poor Howie......Boohoohoo!!

2. Why is Fineman running from the Liberal tag? He'd be better off coming out of the closet, and admitting to being an unabashed Liberal.

3. "How about some unbiased readers"? His job to report the truth.......If it supports his bias or someone elses, it shouldn't matter. The problem is he reports his version of the truth. A version many are biased against, because many know his version is anything but the truth.**

Thursday, March 30, 2006

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (House Minority Leader, D - CA, Queen of Diamonds)

"I was told that an entry level person at Wal-Mart, who works his or her entire career at Wal-Mart, would make as much as the CEO makes in two weeks. A lifetime of work versus two weeks in the executive suite—this is not America, this is not fairness, this is not the basis of a strong middle class that is essential for our democracy. We must change that in ourcountry."

**I can't believe Nancy is getting herself involved in private business salary structures.....Last I checked my economic calculus:

Government deciding citizen's salaries = Communism.

Maybe Nancy can get a bill passed though Congress to drop the salary and benefits (including the lifetime benefits) of the members of the House and Senate, and donate the money saved to the poor souls working at Wal-Mart.........I'm sure that would fly.**

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Jimmy Carter (Black Joker)

"Hamas now wishes to consolidate its political gains, maintain domestic order and stability, and refrain from contacts with Israel. It will be a tragedy if it promotes or condones terrorism."

**Jimmy will be shocked if a terrorist organization "promotes or condones terrorism"???

What a jackass. The real "tragedy" was this putz ever stepping in the White House, let alone living there for four years.**

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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Linda Hirshman (Propagandameistress of Philosophy and Women's Studies at Brandeis University

"I think it's a terrible mistake for these highly educated and capable women to make that choice [choosing children and home over career]. I am saying an educated, competent adult's place is in the office."

**How about allowing a woman to "CHOOSE" what she wants to do?

There is no bigger job than being a mom, and there is also nothing wrong with women working.....But to say working is better than being a stay-at-home mother is ignorant.

In the past 40-years American women have left the home for the office, and the American family has been turned upside down, children have done progressively worse in school, crime is up, and the country has paid a horrible cost for the decisions it has made.

Two of the greatest factors of this decline are children without fathers in general, and also children without mothers in the home........We'd be much better off if we could rectify both of these problems. Unfortunately, I don't see either happening.**

Monday, March 27, 2006

Sen. John Heinz-Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

"We are fighting to find a voice under difficult circumstances, and I'm confident, over the next few months, you are going to see that happen. Our megaphone is just not as large as their megaphone, and we have a harder time getting that message out, even when people are on the same page."

**I always figured Johnny had a small 'megaphone'............Oh well, at least he has a big ass. A giant 6'4", 185 lb. ass.

That said, he is also a big 'megaphone'.**

Sunday, March 26, 2006

ACLU(seless)

The paralyzing drug "makes it impossible for witnesses to determine whether death row inmates in California are being subjected to substantial and unnecessary pain before dying."

-- Claiming execution by lethal injection violates the Eighth Amendment.

**When I think of "cruel and unusual" pain, I generally think of murderers killing innocent people........Not murderers being killed.

Such is the difference between Conservatives and Liberals.......Conservatives care for the innocent, Liberals for the guilty.

Personnally, I'd like to see murderers have their head shoved in the barrel of a canon, and a canonball fired through the chamber to kill them........Maybe the Useless would prefer this method.**

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Richard Belzer (Hollywood Ignoramus)

"You think everyone over there is a college graduate? They're 19 and 20-year-old kids who couldn't get a job... You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts... They're not the best people to ask about the war because they're gonna die any second."

**Let me guess, Belzer "supports the troops"..........Al Qaeda must read this kind of shit and feel assured they are going to win.

This is a perfect example of the old saying: "With friends like these, who needs enemies?"**

Friday, March 24, 2006

Rahmatullah Hashemi (Taliban Ambassador/Yale Student)

"In some ways, I'm the luckiest person in the world. I could have ended up in Guantanamo Bay. Instead I ended up at Yale."

- In the U.S. on a special-student visa.

**It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy knowing the U.S. is such a great country that we open our doors and extend a hand to those who are our enemies............All warm and fuzzy after I vomit all over the damn place that is.

I've said it before, and will say it again, and again, and again.....:

IN THE END WE WILL GET WHAT WE ASK FOR, WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT WE DESERVE.......GOOD OR BAD.**

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Colette Roberts (President of the Howard County Chapter of Parents, Families, and Friends of Lesbians and Gays)

"For Hood to do this is fantastic. In little pieces we cross these trans-gender borders. We want people to say, 'What's the big deal?'"

-- Re: Hood College "Homecoming King" Jen Jones (an XY-Chromosomer).

**WELCOME TO THE LAND OF THE GLBTTBNP!!!

Make no mistake, it won't belong before Normo's like Colette start pushing for the normalization of the second half of that acronym.......Try-sexual, Bestial, Necrophilia, Pedophilia.

Sick SOB's.**

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Jen Jones (Hood College Homecoming KING)

"It is cool that Hood allows people to be themselves. If people didn't want me to be king, they wouldn't have nominated me and voted for me."

**I hate to be a Normo-phobe, but aren't "kings" supposed to have 'XX-Chromosomes'? I have no doubt ol' Jen (James) Jones has the rest of the package, but I'd think the requirements would be a little more difficult than slipping on a prosthetic penis.

Her parents must be so proud.........Unfortunately, they are probably more whacked out than she is, and actually support her being "the man."

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Howard Dean (DNC Chairman, 2 of Diamonds)

"First [Democrats] will conclude the negotiations with the Chinese and the North Koreans to disarm North Korea. Secondly, under no circumstances will a Democratic [sic] Administration ever allow Iran to become a nuclear power. Three, we will kill or capture Osama bin Laden and four, the authority and the control of the ports of the United States must be retained by American companies."

**Hey Howie, you guys had this chance already......Everything he vows the Democrats 'won't allow to happen,' happened under the Clinton Administration.

Clinton gave North Korea nuclear reactors, China military technology, and refused an offer to have Bin Laden's head on a stick from the Sudan. And anyone who thinks the Iranian nuclear program is new is needs to pull their head out of their ass.

All of the countries listed above must be handled through strength, not Liberal hand-holding......The last thing we need is to send Jimmy Carter or Madeline Halfbright out to the world's hot spots to broker peace. I admit they work out great deals, but they are great deals for our enemies, not for the U.S.**

Monday, March 20, 2006

George Clooney (Hollywood Idiot, 4 of Hearts)

"Just look at the way so many Democrats caved in the run-up to the war. In 2003, a lot of us were saying, where is the link between Saddam and Bin Laden? What does Iraq have to do with 9/11? We knew it was bullshit. Which is why it drives me crazy to hear all these Democrats saying, 'We were misled.' It makes me want to shout, 'Fuck you! You weren't misled, you were afraid of being called unpatriotic."

**You tell em', George.........A man with such great political instincts should always be listened to.

Of course, this is losing advice and I want Democrats to lose.**

Sunday, March 19, 2006

'H'Eleanor Clift (Old Media Propagandameistress)

"The Democrats are going to push [the notion that President Bush] abused his authority [in going to war and so] frankly, if the country,according to the polls, believes by a margin of 55 percent that President Bush misled us into war, the next logical step is impeachment and I think you're going to hear that word come up and if the Democrats ever capture either house of Congress there are going to be serious proceedings against this administration."

**Here's hoping Helleanor gets her wish...........I'm in the mood for a fight, and impeachment procedings would be the perfect way for the Republicans to regroup and whoop some Democrat ass.

If they do it before the 2006 elections, they will help that cause, but I'm really hoping they go for it after the mid-terms.......I want them to go full bore, and raise hell like never before in an attempt to bring down President Bush.

1. Bush doesn't have to worry about being reelected in 2008.
2. The fight would help the Republicans in the 2008 General Election.

Either way, it will show the Democrats for what they are, which is a bunch of howling jackals without a clue.**

Saturday, March 18, 2006

Clinton Foundation (Bill)

**If you are an undergraduate, graduate or professional student or a recent graduate with your own strong interest in crucial issues of our day, the Clinton Foundation Intern Program offers a unique opportunity for growth, learning and meaningful service."

- Ad for Interns!

**I just couldn't pass this one up........I can already see the 'head'line for the foundation's brochure:

WELCOME TO BLEWCLINSKY SCHOOL.**

Friday, March 17, 2006

David Lynch (Hollywood Ignoramus)

"Maharishi's global peace plan calls for opening schools in every country where students will practice the Transcendental Meditation program and Yogic Flying in groups to create coherent national consciousness – the basis of peace and invincibility for the nation."

**American children have a hard enough time with reading, writing and math. And Heaven knows they have no clue about history, civics or the natural sciences.......But hey, by all means they should take time out of their day for a "Yogic Flying" circle jerk.

THESE FUCKING LIBERALS ARE KILLING OUR COUNTRY!!!!**

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Jon Stewart (Hollywood Idiot, Truth Teller??)

"The Oscars is really I guess the one night of the year when you can see all your favorite stars without having to donate any money to the Democratic Party. And it's exciting for the stars as well because it's the first time many of you have ever voted for a winner."

-- Oscar host Jon Stewart during the opening monologue.

**Stewart is a supposed comedian, but I've never found anything flying out of his pie-hole to be funny.........Until I read this. I almost wish I had seen this portion of the Oscars. NOT!

I don't know which sentence is more funny: The one about the money or the one about losing elections..........What's great is it wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true.**

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Sen. John Heinz-Kerry (D'u' - Mass)

"Many people surmise that one of the reasons we haven't been attacked here, is because they are being so successful at doing what they need to do to attack us in Iraq and elsewhere."

**I guess Johnny would rather we fight them here in the states (with civilians) than over there (with soldiers).

As much as I mourn the loss of 3000+ troops in Iraq, I'm quite certain the losses would be much greater if the battle was being waged in the streets of New York, L.A., Phoenix, etc.

Bush isn't perfect by any means, but we should all thank God that Johnny Heinz lost the 2004 election.**

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Molly Ivins (Truth Teller??)

"Mah fellow progressives, now is the time for all good men and women to come to the aid of the party. I don’t know about you, but I have had it with the D.C. Democrats, had it with the DLC Democrats, had it with every calculating, equivocating, triangulating, straddling, hair-splitting son of a bitch up there, and that includes Hillary Rodham Clinton."

**1. Molly needs to quit referring to herself as a 'progressive'.......Pushing for progressivly more degenerate legislation and judicial decisions is not progressive. But, such is the state of terminology in Liberalville.

2. I have to call them as I see them and Molly is 100% correct in her stand on the (D)'s......What's scary is she feels this way because they aren't Left enough for her.

3. Keep this quote in front of you during the 2008 Election, because I'm quite certain she'll be riding the Hillary-train after the senator is nominated.

4. We better keep an eye out for Molly. I hear there's a new section being roped off at Fort Marcy Park........If you don't get it, you don't pay enough attention.**

Monday, March 13, 2006

Mike Wallace (C"BS" 60 Minutes Propagandameister)

"You're what?"

-- A typical idiotic question asked by Wallace......In this case it was in an interview with Jessica Clement (Army Staff Sergeant, wounded in Iraq by a roadside bomb which shot shrapnel into three lobes of her brain.)

Jessica: "I'm still a soldier at heart."

Wallace (Said with a staggered disdain): "You're what?"

Jessica (Said with disgust for Wallace, and full of American pride): "I'M STILL A SOLDIER!!"

**Jessica's words echo those of most American servicemen, and the only thing she could have said better would have been to say something like:

"I'm still a soldier........You bloviating piece of crap!!!"**

Sunday, March 12, 2006

California Legislature (Representing the Land of the GLBTTBNP'ers)

The bill could potentially "require gender-neutral bathrooms in our schools and all references to 'husband' and 'wife' or 'mom and dad' removed from school textbooks as the norm." - California SB 1437
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The bill would give “power to the California State Superintendent of Public Instruction to unilaterally withhold state funds from California school districts that don't promote transsexuality, bisexuality, and homosexuality according to his arbitrary 'standards,'" stated an e-mail from the group. "This horrible bill essentially mandates the trans-bi-homosexual agenda in curriculum, textbooks, presentations and more. And because two-thirds of a school districts' funds come from the state, AB 606 would interrupt and destroy the academic learning of millions of California schoolchildren if schools 'don't comply.'" - California AB 606

**Welcome to the 'Land of the GLBTTBNP'ers'.......The only question is:

When will they try to sneak in the BNP's...........Bestial, Necrophilia and Pedophiles?

It's a beautiful place to visit............BUT I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T WANT TO RAISE MY KIDS THERE!!!**

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Three 6 Mafia (???, Overall POS's) PT. V

"Man it seems like I'm duckin dodgin bullets everyday
Niggaz hatin on me cause I got, hoes on the tray
But I gotta stay paid, gotta stay above water
Couldn't keep up with my hoes, that's when shit got harder
North Memphis where I'm from, I'm 7th Street bound
Where niggaz all the time end up lost and never found
Man these girls think we prove thangs, leave a big head
They come hopin every night, they don't end up bein dead
Wait I got a snow bunny, and a black girl too
You pay the right price and they'll both do you
That's the way the game goes, gotta keep it strictly pimpin
Gotta have my hustle tight, makin change off these women, yeah"

- Lyrics from the song: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

-- OSCAR WINNER FOR "BEST ORIGINAL SONG" AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

**We've come to a thankful end.............WHAT A SHITTY SONG!!!

Chris Matthews definitely said it best: "If you wanna keep a people down, sell that crap!"**

Friday, March 10, 2006

Three 6 Mafia (???, Overall POS's) Pt. IV

"It's blood sweat and tears when it come down to this shit
I'm tryin to get rich 'fore I leave up out this bitch
I'm tryin to have thangs but it's hard fo' a pimp
But I'm prayin and I'm hopin to God I don't slip, yeah"

- Lyrics from the song: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

-- OSCAR WINNER FOR "BEST ORIGINAL SONG" AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

**Did he say God was helping him be a pimp?**

Thursday, March 09, 2006

Three 6 Mafia (???, Overall POS's) Pt. III

"Like takin from a ho don't know no better, I know that ain't right
Done seen people killed, done seen people deal
Done seen people live in poverty with no meals
It's fucked up where I live, but that's just how it is
It might be new to you, but it's been like this for years"

- Lyrics from the song: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

-- OSCAR WINNER FOR "BEST ORIGINAL SONG" AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

**Comment best stated by Chris Matthews ('Hardball' host, and a Liberal)

"If you wanna keep a people down, sell that crap!"**

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Three 6 Mafia (???, Overall POS's) Pt. II

"In my eyes I done seen some crazy thangs in the streets
Gotta couple hoes workin on the changes for me
But I gotta keep my game tight like Kobe on game night"

- Lyrics from the song: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

-- OSCAR WINNER FOR "BEST ORIGINAL SONG" AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

**The best comment I've seen on this repulsive display was stated by Chris Matthews ('Hardball' host, and a Liberal):

"If you wanna keep a people down, sell that crap!"**

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Three 6 Mafia (???, Overall POS's) Pt. I

"You know it's hard out here for a pimp (you ain't knowin)
When he tryin to get this money for the rent (you ain't knowin)
For the Cadillacs and gas money spent (you ain't knowin)
[1] Because a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)
[2] Will have a whole lot of bitches talkin shit (you ain't knowin)"

- Lyrics from the song: "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp"

-- OSCAR WINNER FOR "BEST ORIGINAL SONG" AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS.

**No comment needed.**

Monday, March 06, 2006

Pamela Anderson (Disease Ridden, Big Racked, Skank)

"Like most people, I don't want to support cruelty to animals, whether it's forcing horses to race for our amusement or scalding chickens alive for our plate."

**She's half right.......Most people don't support cruelty, but most sane people also don't consider horse racing or eating birds as cruelty.

I have a lot of respect for Mrs. Anderson, though.......When her mouth is shut:)**

Sunday, March 05, 2006

Robin Roth (High School English Teacher in Los Angeles)

"Curious George" reveals "the sinister side of a corrupt wildlife trade with perilous roots in Western imperialism."

When the mischievous George is sent to jail "the picture of the forlorn little primate alone in his cell conjures haunting images of countless monkeys lingering in laboratories, suffering silently and alone."

**Hahahahahaahahahaha!! No comment necessary.........Well, there is one comment which should be made.

How sickening that a POS like this woman is educating our children......Beware of the American KVCh.**

Saturday, March 04, 2006

Manfred Nowak (U.N. Investigator for Torture)

"Those people should be released or brought before an independent court. That should not be done in Guantanamo Bay, but before ordinary U.S. courts, or courts in their countries of origin or perhaps an international tribunal."

**It would be wonderful if we could trust the U.N. and "international tribunal(s)" to take care of the problem, but we all know this is a joke........There's no way in Hell the U.N. can be trusted with America's National Defense. NO WAY IN HELL!!!**

Friday, March 03, 2006

United for Peace and Justice (Anti-War Protest Group)

"We are taking over the White House until they leave.......TAKE THE WHITE HOUSE BY STORM, Stop Genocide, Torture and Occupation."

"We will not allow the Slave Holders that Still Prevail in this Country to Rule us any longer . . . The Administration is Criminal and if they will not step down, we must storm in, show them how many of us do not accept a criminal government."

"The Political Cooperative will put a new, temporary government in place that is comprised of people from Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch and all the organizations that have finally made us aware of the truth of the savage practices and illegal policies of our government in assassinating our own officials as well as people throughout the world who oppose their criminal activity."

-- An announcement calling for a March 15 "invasion" of the White House.

**Here's hoping these morons give it their all. A truly valiant effort is in order........And then I hope they get gunned down en masse by the Secret Service.

Now that would make for a fantastic Ide's of March.**

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Sen. Hillary Clinton (D - NY)

"I take a back seat to nobody when it comes to fighting terrorism and standing up for national homeland security. Our port security is too important to place in the hands of foreign governments. I will be working to introduce legislation that will prohibit the sale of ports to foreign governments."

**Bring it on Hillary!!! I'm an admitted Hillary basher, but would be the first to jump on her bandwagon if she could actually close the holes in national security: THE BORDERS, AIR AND SEA PORTS!!!

So, please follow through with your promise Hillary........Wall the borders, and pass legislation outlawing foreign companies from running our port operations.

I won't hold my breath, though, because I'm more than certain I'd asphyxiate long before she acts on her false protestation..........False may not be the correct word. I think "FAKE" would be more appropriate.**

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Sen. Robert "KKK" Byrd (D - West Virginia, Grand Cyclops)

"I don't sound like I have my mouth full of turnips, now do I?"

**No he doesn't sound like he has "turnips" in his mouth.....He sounds like he has a mouth full of shit. Which is dripping from his brain, through his nasal passage to his mouth.**