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Friday, February 29, 2008

Vanessa Redgrave (Who???)

“Guantanamo Bay is a concentration camp. It is a disgrace that these men have been kept there all these years”….”It is a profound honor and I am glad to be alive to be able to do this.”

- The “this” she is speaking of is helping to pay bail for two of the terrorists who were recently released from Gitmo.

**Poor terrorists. Thank Allah for Ms. Redgrave saving them from the awful Americans…….I’m sure they will go to whatever sand-pit they call home and never cause harm to anyone in the future. Sure.

If they go on to be terrorists she’ll have the blood of the victims on her sleaves……No doubt she’ll find a way justify their actions though. I guess she can blame it on George Bush.**

Thursday, February 28, 2008

San Fran...Err, Gainesville (Florida) City Council

“Gender identity, as defined in the proposed ordinance, means ‘an inner sense of being a specific gender, or the expression of a gender identity by verbal statement, appearance, or mannerisms, or other gender-related characteristics of an individual with or without regard to the individual’s designated sex at birth.’”

**I here a giant rabbit hole was found in Gainesville……..I’m sure Alice will crawl her way out of it sooner or later, but as of today the people of Gainesville are being sucked into it by the very fools they’ve elected.**

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Fidel Castro (Ex-Cuban Tyrant, 3 of Spades)

“The night before (stepping down), I slept better than ever. My conscience was clear and I promised myself a vacation.”

**Congratulations Fidel. I hope you get your vacation and find a way to get more sleep; maybe a nice nap would do him well. A dirt-nap would be my preference…….Then his brother Raul can drag him around Cuba, “Weekend at Bernie’s” style.**

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Sharon Stone (Hollywood Idiot)

“I feel great pain when the spotlight is on the death of 4,000 American soldiers, while 600,000 Iraqi deaths are ignored”…”War is not a movie, it is a tragedy of dead bodies, victims, the disabled, orphans, widows and the displaced.”

**I’m not shocked to hear Stone doesn’t like the “spotlight” on our troops, but I do wonder if she made such a fuss over the million-or-so Iraqi’s Saddam killed? Naaaaah!!!!

Here’s a few nice quotes based entirely on Stone’s idiocy:

“What Stone said strengthens what we have been saying all along – that the Bush administration and the American evangelical Christians who control U.S. policy are leading America to defeat.” – Muhammad Abel-Al (Senior Leader of the Popular Resistance Committee’s Terrorist Organization)

“We feel satisfied with Stone’s quotes, which prove we were right and the policy of wars will not lead to anywhere.” – Jihad Jaara (Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades)

In Vietnam we had Hanoi Jane, and it looks like our current war has her successor in Baghdad Sharon.......Both are what Fonda said on the "Today Show."**

Monday, February 25, 2008

Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D – San Fran Freako, Leftus irrationalis)

“I don’t think that any states that operated outside the rules of the party can be dispositive of who the nominee is.”

- Commenting on why Michigan and Florida shouldn’t be allowed to seat their delegates at the DNC Convention.

**In other words, “the party” (Democrat Party, that is) is more important than the will of the people…..Sounds awfully similar to two of the 20th Century’s most notorious “party(s)”: The Soviet Union’s Communist Party, and Germany’s Nazi Party. Neither of which allowed the people to have a voice in ‘their’ decisions either.

Keep this in mind next time you hear the clowns in the Communist/Nazi/Democrat Party comment on ‘disenfranchising’ voters.**


Friday, February 22, 2008

Commisar Hilrya Rodhamovich Clintonov (D - NY)

“I think that both in Michigan and Florida, the Democratic (sic) party should really give these people who came out and voted – they weren’t involved in the rulemaking – give them a chance.”

**It would take an extreme circumstance for me to root for Hillary, but that situation has arrived......I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE'S ALLOWED SUCH A LIGHTWEIGHT LIBERAL PUTZ AS OBAMA TO NOT ONLY CATCH, BUT PASS HER!

Plus, it really isn't fair for the Democrat Party to 'disenfranchise' millions of Michigan and Florida electors. Can you imagine what they'd be saying if the Republicans were doing this? Hell, they complain about Republicans disenfranchising voters when they aren't, yet have the stupidity to actually do it out in the open.......Plus, I want to see a good ol' fashioned donybrook at the DNC Convention, and am praying Hillary can bloody up Obama as much as possible.**


Thursday, February 21, 2008

Bruce Friedrich (PETA VP)

“If the state legislature moves forward with this one, then they should change Kentucky’s state bird from the cardinal to the debeaked, crippled, scalded, diseased, dead chicken.”

- “this one” = A measure the Kentucky legislature is looking to pass saluting Kentucky Fried Chicken as the state’s official picnic food.

**1. Why does any state have an “official picnic food?”
2. Screw PETA.
3. Chicken isn’t my favorite (I prefer other animals PETA cries about me eating), but I think I might have a “debeaked” bird for dinner in the near future. And I couldn’t care less if it’s “crippled” or “scalded,” though I hope it isn’t “diseased,” and by all means it better be “dead.”**

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Cher (Bono's Ex-Bimbo)

“For me, it’s a no-brainer. It’s Hillary.”

**Cher's a first rate moron, and I can't believe she thinks she's relavent enough for anyone to care who she's supporting. That said, if I was looking to vote based on references from those with 'no-brains' I'd probably feel good about getting my information from Cher.........But I'm not.

It's too bad that tree jumped out at the wrong ex-spouse.**

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Gov. Ed Rendell (D - Pennsylvania)

"You've got conservative whites here, and I think there are some whites who are probably not ready to vote for an African-American candidate."

**Very nice of Rendell to drum up some race fears in the hope of 'reminding' Whitey how much we all hate blacks.......What a pathetic joke. The less these idiots talk about race the better off they are, which very well may be why he's doing it. Do the calculus yourself.

Also, I seriously doubt any Conservative (white, red or green) would vote for any Democrat. They won't vote for them because they are Liberal shitheads, not because they are black (or a woman).....Which means, if Rendell is truly worried about whites not being willing to vote for a black man he must be talking about racist Democrats not being willing to vote for Obama.

My question is, is Rendell really worried about racist Democrats, or was he trying drum up unreal fears to get the people of Pennsylvania to vote for Hillary instead of Obama? Either way, it doesn't say much about Rendell.**

Monday, February 18, 2008

Rowan Williams (Archbishop of Canterbury)

"It seems unavoidable and, as a matter of fact, certain conditions of sharia are already recognized in our society and under our law, so it is not as if we are bringing in an alien and rival system."

**Sadly, I know some of you have no idea what the Archbishop of Canterbury is…..Nor what sharia is.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is the leader of the Anglican Church (the official head of the church is the King/Queen of England, but the archbishop is its real leader)……..Sharia is the body of Islamic law.

Put the two together, and the head of the English Church is claiming to have no problem accepting sharia in Britain…...Not surprisingly, this comment has been a bombshell to most Brits. Even the 1 in 4 who don't think Winston Churchill was a real person.**

Friday, February 15, 2008

Hanoi Jane Fonda (4 of Clubs)


**Uhhhhh...........I don't usually use such foul language on my blogs, but I couldn't let this one go.

This was part of an answer Jane gave on the 'NBC Today Show' when asked how she felt about the play 'The Vagina Monologues'; ON LIVE TV!!! GO HERE to watch the video.

Personally, I'm glad I saw the video, because when I first heard she used such a word I didn't know what context she used it in......My first instincts told me she was pushing a new book, an AUTOBIOGRAPHY.**

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Hillary Clinton (Monica BlewClinsky’s Boyfriend’s Wife)

“I think universal health care is a core Democratic value and a moral principle, and I’m absolutely gonna do everything I can to achieve that”…..”I think there are a number of mechanisms (possible, including) going after people’s wages, automatic enrollment”….”I think you can automatically enroll people, and you will then say, ‘You’ve got to be part of this’”

**Oh my!!!

You have to enroll, in HillaryCare. You have to pay whatever they say you will pay. And if you don’t, Hillary will send Janet Sterno to your house to drag you off to your doctor……Oh, and she’ll also take your wallet.

Quotes like this make John McCain more palatable by the day.**


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

1 in 4 Britons

‘Winston Churchill never existed.’

- Not a direct quote, but the result of a British survey by UKTV Gold.

**How in the hell did Britain ever become an empire? Not just any empire, either, but one of the greatest in the history of the world……….What’s not surprising is this once great empire is now little more than an American protectorate.

This same survey also discovered many Brits think Mahatma Gandhi, Cleopatra and the Duke of Wellington were fictional characters…..Yet they think Sherlock Holmes was a real person.

“This suggests a complete lack of common sense and respect for our greatest heroes of the past.” – Correlli Barnett (British Historian)

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Robert DeNiro (Hollywood Idiot)

“Barrack Obama isn’t experienced enough to be president. That kind of inexperience I can get used to. That’s the kind of inexperience our county deserves.”

**What a genius………..I could make lines and lines of comments on this kind of idiocy, but I’m going to leave it to a much simpler (though perfect) comment:

“If you're listening to a rock star (actor) in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.” – Alice Cooper

Monday, February 11, 2008

David Levy (Head-Shrinker)

“Why on earth should people fall in love with robots? A very good question, and one that is central in this book.”

- Excerpt from the book “Love and Sex With Robots.”

**I don’t make this shit up……..I’ve commented at least a few times on this subject.

I have no doubt more and more people will start banging robots (if they aren’t already). What I’m really afraid to find out is which part of the “New Normos” will become generally accepted first? Many in America consider the GLBT’ers to be “Normal,” so how long will it be before they also consider the TBNPR’s “Normal” as well?

For those of you unfamiliar with the full acronym; GLBTTBNPR = Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual, Trans-Gendered, Try-Sexual, Bestial, Necrophilia, Pedophilia, and Robo-Homo……And make no mistake, all of these Normos expect to eventually be considered Normals.**

Friday, February 08, 2008

George Saunders (False-Idol Worshipper)

“His supersized fondness for life, humans, activity, accomplishment, makes you aware of your own negative mind. His seemingly boundless energy makes you aware of how prematurely you habitually pronounce yourself tired. A hopeful, almost naïve quality he has….feels somehow generational: vestigial evidence of the Summer of Love. His drive, his fame, the public nature of everything he does, makes you giddily grateful for the humble scale of your own life.”

- Saunders is the author of “Bill Clinton, Public Citizen.”

**If I was Bill Clinton there would be a few things I’d do to improve my life:

1. “Off’ my haggardly wife.
2. Start banging better looking interns.
3. Find someone else to write books about me, because I’d be embarrassed as hell at this putz writing my biography……..But I’m sure Bill isn’t embarrassed at all, because he’s a self-aggrandizing jerkoff himself.

I am glad I found this quote, however, because now I have the first book to add to my ‘2008 do not read list.’**

Thursday, February 07, 2008

Bono’r’ (Gaelic shamus)

“It’s like being with an Irish priest. You start to confess to your sins. ‘Father Al, I am not just a noise polluter, I am a noise-polluting, diesel-soaking, gulfstream-flying rock star. I’m going to kick the habit. I’m trying Father Al, but oil has been very good for me.”

**What is the hell is Bono’r’ rambling about? I wonder if he was smoking the whacky tobacky and someone played a trick by giving him a dose of sodium pentothal and a picture of Al Gore……….Hypocritical SOB’s!**

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

National Organization for Women (New York Chapter)

“Women have just experienced the ultimate betrayal. Senator Kennedy’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton’s opponent in the Democratic presidential primary campaign has really hit women hard”….”We are repaid with his abandonment! He picked the new guy over us. He’s joined the list of progressive white men who can’t or won’t handle the prospect of a woman president who is Hillary Clinton.”

**HAHAHAHA! Fat Teddy deserves this blast, as does every other Democrat who is supporting Barrack Obama. Bunch of chauvinist pigs…….On the other side, every Democrat who is supporting Hillary Clinton is a racist pig for ‘not handling the prospect of a black president who is Barrack Obama.’

Liberals are reaping what they have sown by creating the filth of gender and race politics………By their own standards they will either be racist or chauvinist scum with their votes this year.

I wish Condolezza Rice was running for president, because by these standards she should get 100% of the American vote.……..Suuuuuuuuuure!!!**

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Madeleine Halfbright (Former Clinton Secretary of State)

“[T]here is a growing gap between the rich and the poor. If we were all rich, that would be very nice. If we were all poor, it would be too bad, but we would be the same.”

**I can’t imagine Halfbright meant to be so honest, but she sure let her inner-Commie out with this statement.

It’s too bad she doesn’t understand American was formed on the concept of “equality of opportunity,” not absolute equality…..Each of us has the opportunity to succeed, but we also have the opportunity to fail. In the world of the Left there would be no “failure” and there would be no “success.”

In such a utopian Leftist world there would be no such thing as America, either, because what makes America what it is, is the ability for its citizens to strive for success.**

Monday, February 04, 2008

Mayor Tom Bates (D - Berzerkeley, CA)

“I believe in the Code Pink cause. The Marines don’t belong here, they shouldn’t have come here, and they should leave.”

- Comment made after the Berkeley City Council voted the Marines are “not wanted in the city, and if recruiters choose to stay, they are doing so as uninvited and as unwelcome intruders.”

**Berkeley is a disgrace. It’s not only one of the most Liberal cities in America, it is one of the most un-American as well…..Crazy how those two seem to go together, isn’t it?

The U.S. Marines belong in every American city. They are the defenders of our freedom, and are a symbol of everything great in our nation.

But if the Berzerkelyites don’t want the Marines in their city they shouldn’t have to have them. That said, the federal government shouldn’t send federal funds to a city it can’t send Marine recruiters to……..This is exactly what Sen. Jim DeMint (R – South Carolina) is proposing.

I’m sure the Democrats will squash this idea, however, considering the clowns in Berkeley are their core constituency.**

Friday, February 01, 2008

Commissar Hilrya Rodhamovich Clintonov (Bill's cuckquean)

"I think whatever he said, which was certainly never intended to cause any kind of offense to anyone....If it did give offenses, then I take responsibility, and I'm sorry about that."

- Answer Hillary gave in an interview with ABC News' Cynthia McFadden

**Hillary was supposed to be crowned queen of the ball at the DNC Convention, but things have gone a little awry......Obama is a lightweight but has proven to be tougher than she figured, and her second biggest liability is proving to be Bubba (the first biggest is her own dislikability).

It would not only be humorous, but also ironic, if Hillary's presidential hopes are killed by the very putz she insisted on "standing behind"........It would also be quite humorous to watch Bill give her another public screwing over.

The end of the interview shows what a pathetic optimist/Utopian Hillary is:

McFadden: "Can you control him?"
Hillary: "Oh, of course."

Uhhhhh, good luck with that.**


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